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(Some Guy)   Is Taylor Swift performing secret rituals from the Illuminati during her shows, perhaps as part of some scheme for global domination?   ( vigilantcitizen.com) divider line
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2013-03-04 04:54:55 PM  
6 votes:
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2013-03-04 03:07:10 PM  
6 votes:
As soon as she's able to locate the keymaster, we're all farked.
2013-03-04 04:45:42 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-03-04 03:12:24 PM  
5 votes:
I can't watch Taylor Swift long enough to determine if she has Illuminati rituals or not.
2013-03-04 04:47:49 PM  
4 votes:

2013-03-04 04:22:34 PM  
4 votes:
Wait until she breaks up with the head Illuminatus....the lid will be blown sky-high....
2013-03-04 05:16:27 PM  
3 votes:

NostroZ: Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.

Not all conspiracy theories are created equal.

Here's a fun list that were later proven true.

Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s.

/Maybe the now-not-so-normal person you met thinks you're a gullible rube for believing everything that's told to you by authority.

I'm convinced they all do. I've never met someone who brought up a conspiracy theory and didn't act like they had it already figured out.

Of course all conspiracy theories aren't created equal. I'm happy to listen to somebody say that they believe something and here's why. If someone said, "Actually the KGB had a campaign to spread lies about the JFK assassination" I'd say "That's an interesting theory, on what are you basing that statement?" And then we can talk about it and I can make a judgement from there. I spoke to a girl about chemtrails for an hour one day. Tried to see where she was coming from on it. Eventually had to just give up. She thinks the government is poisoning people by causing airplanes to make poison rainclouds. But when I asked her *why* the government would want to poison people with poison rainclouds, she didn't know. She didn't seem to care. So I had to just disregard it as crazy.

But if someone says, "Hey, did you know all the reporters in the world are lizard people?" I have to just sort of shake my head and walk away. There's no common ground there. That's operating under the assumption that there is such a thing as lizard people to begin with, and that they've somehow found their way into power.

What I'm really getting at is that I'm a lizard person.
2013-03-04 03:17:48 PM  
3 votes:
This, and the fact that the Queen has left the hospital are not coincidence.

I am CONVINCED this is all a conspiracy involving the Trilateral Commission, and David Icke's European Reptile Overlords.

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2013-03-04 05:20:18 PM  
2 votes:
if you rearrange the letters in 'Taylor swift' you get:

wail of tryst
lay for twits
fails two try
a lofty wrist

I think it's obvious what this means...
2013-03-04 05:11:07 PM  
2 votes:
I'll just leave this here

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2013-03-04 04:44:23 PM  
2 votes:
I got to tell you, this girl knows how to party. Last full moon we met at High Priestess Madonna's. After the ritual sacrifice of a random homeless guy (don't wory, he had no family and won't be missed) Taylor and I high ritualized sex in his blood. Madonna barked instructions at us from under her mask while Ke$ha (who is still considered "Unclean" until she preforms certain rituals) masterbated in the back ground while chanting praise to the dark ones. It was one hell of a party. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
2013-03-04 02:58:37 PM  
2 votes:
So far, only these guys have this nailed. I checked WhatDoesItMean.com, BeforeItsNews.com, and WND, but they don't have anything yet.
2013-03-05 02:23:04 AM  
1 vote:
No, but Amy Grant is.

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2013-03-04 11:54:11 PM  
1 vote:
1. Chemtrails are a large-scale geo-engineering project designed to mitigate the effects of climate change.

2. The lizard people came and went. They were called The Doors.

3. Taylor Swift is just a John Mayer throwaway, just like all his songs are.
2013-03-04 10:07:30 PM  
1 vote:
Just when I thought society has hit rock bottom I come to Fark only find someone dug a little derper.
2013-03-04 08:34:27 PM  
1 vote:

Canton: Okay, let me see if I have this New World Order thing straight. So there are high-powered Jewish bankers (who are also lizard people) lurking in the shadows running the world, and they are (or are somehow connected to) the Illuminati, an organization that publicly performs dramatic Satanic rituals under the guise of pop culture through the use of mindless blonde starlets in slutty dresses for... reasons. And also a winged goat dude is involved. And everything is driven by the mind-numbing chemicals spread by chemtrails, which turn people into "sheeple," except for the people who are somehow immune to all of this and are totally onto the evil and secretive doings of the Masons. (The Friday fish fries are just a front, and may also involve mind suppressants.)

/And this is all somehow linked to Ancient Egypt.
//And possibly Atlantis.
///Am I doing it right...?

Yes... very much so YES!
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You see!
PETA is in on it too... another blond starlet promoting the lizard people agenda.
2013-03-04 06:10:10 PM  
1 vote:
I think deep down the people watching TV know in their Christian values that they are worshiping the Devil.
Television separates us from our family, keeps us from doing needed chores, and worse of all tempts us from God almighty.
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He plays the golden fiddle...  by watching the VMA's this author participated in the DARK RITUAL.

I say my good farkers... RESIST!  Do not watch the VMAs.  Do not give your money to Bieber, Swift, or Madonna.
Spend your money at your local pub.  Drinking with your neighbors.  That's how Noah would do it (first thing he did was plant a vineyard for wine after the great flood)

/only partially kidding
2013-03-04 06:04:17 PM  
1 vote:

DanZero: I'll just leave this here

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Years ago I played that game for a few weeks. One day a female co-worker asked me what I'd done over the weekend and I responded, "Oh, just a Deus-Ex marathon."

Her eyes widened a little and she looked horrified and intrigued at the same time.

Then another co-worker started talking about much he liked the game. Her expression changed again and she said, "Oohh..Deus-EX...I thought you said 'day of sex.'"

And yes, I would have. No hesitation.
2013-03-04 06:02:10 PM  
1 vote:

Treygreen13: logggur: came for four corner earth day timecube reference.  leaving vengeful of antigod's hatred for night day taylor swift mankind death.

I referenced it. Slightly.
And ds_4815 put it up earlier.

I tried to type " leaving satisfied".  What did you see?
2013-03-04 05:56:13 PM  
1 vote:
She's trying to Immanentize the Eschaton!

/French Canadian Bean Soup
2013-03-04 05:23:56 PM  
1 vote:

Sofa King Smart: if you rearrange the letters in 'Taylor swift' you get:

wail of tryst
lay for twits
fails two try
a lofty wrist

I think it's obvious what this means...

You're unemployed?
2013-03-04 05:19:09 PM  
1 vote:
All the best bands are aligned with Satan - so what?

Not a bad song, either - better than anything on her first album, which is the musical equivalent of a mugging.

In my book, she's ridiculously lot, too.  The sort of hot where you'd probably release the hounds moments before entry, then have to make up some lie about a medication you were on.  Not that I've ever done that.
2013-03-04 05:05:51 PM  
1 vote:

Guadior42: Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.

But, what if they're right?!?

/alex jones
//david icke
//3slashies is a secret number

I need to start replying to their insane theories with my own. Oh, you think the government is poisoning black people with chemtrails? Let me tell you about the TIME CUBE my friend.
2013-03-04 05:05:04 PM  
1 vote:
I am soooo tired of waiting for Taylor Swift's sex tape to emerge.
2013-03-04 04:55:47 PM  
1 vote:

buttery_shame_cave: lord knows i'd try to pick her lock a few times, if you know what i mean.

Break in to her house, rifle though her underwear drawer grabbing samples to sell to the highest bidder in Japan? Yeah, we've all been there.
2013-03-04 04:52:52 PM  
1 vote:
I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.

It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.
2013-03-04 04:47:36 PM  
1 vote:
Somehow I don't think she could commit to a secret society without writing a song about it.
2013-03-04 04:38:09 PM  
1 vote:
A woman I know posted this gem on FB not too long ago:


"jay-Z Beyonce Overt Illuminati Symbolism & Satanism PROOF!"
2013-03-04 04:35:27 PM  
1 vote:

zixr: I think the only question this poses is: why should I give a flying fark?

I only care because she may have a wardrobe malfunction. I hear nudity is a big part of unholy rituals...
2013-03-04 04:33:19 PM  
1 vote:
This article would be better if it was titled "Taylor Swifts gets implants"
2013-03-04 04:33:18 PM  
1 vote:
I think this is all a conspiracy to fool me into watching a Taylor Swift performance.  Tricksy tricksy.
2013-03-04 04:26:13 PM  
1 vote:
Is it a coincidence that she was born in 1989, the same year as Back to the Future part 2?
I think not my fnordy friends.
2013-03-04 04:24:16 PM  
1 vote:
You'd think someone with that sort of power and influence could hold a relationship together for more than a week or so.
2013-03-04 04:08:24 PM  
1 vote:
She's been collecting plaster casts that, when combined, will allow her to open the Krikkit Gate
2013-03-04 03:35:17 PM  
1 vote:
Do you see it?...Or am I seeing things?

Yes.  Yes you are.
2013-03-04 03:22:14 PM  
1 vote:
Everyone knew she was Illuminati.  She has been trying to join The Pentavirate for a while now.  When will she get her invitation to join the conclave at The Meadows?

There's a spot open ever since Colonel Sanders went tits up.

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