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(The Times of India)   Guy walks into barbershop, grabs straight razor and decides to take manscaping to the extreme   ( divider line
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8499 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Mar 2013 at 11:28 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-04 11:36:45 AM  
6 votes:
Step 1: Get a lottery
Step 2: Start playing gamble
Step 3: Profit, sans penis?
2013-03-04 11:48:59 AM  
4 votes:
shave and a haircut... two bits.
2013-03-04 11:38:19 AM  
3 votes:
I bet the aftershave really stung.
2013-03-04 11:30:02 AM  
3 votes:
Just the tip?

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2013-03-04 12:16:34 PM  
2 votes:
Weenie Todd
2013-03-04 12:48:18 PM  
1 vote:
Probably read this Cyanide & Happiness from the other day.
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2013-03-04 12:31:13 PM  
1 vote:
So Meow Said The dog writes for the Times of India
2013-03-04 11:40:52 AM  
1 vote:
Did his mother drown him later?
2013-03-04 11:38:34 AM  
1 vote:

Munden: blatz514: The investigating officer at Vijay Nagar police station said that he was addicted to playing gamble and money loss might have prompted him to take the step. The eye-witnesses said that he was saying that he had got a lottery.

Holy fark, what did I just read?  Usually I speak like that after 7 cocktails.

Yeah, it was either Google translate or that the mentally challenged man  is also the author.

I found a pic of the author..

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2013-03-04 11:34:17 AM  
1 vote:
Mentally challenged man writes for The Times of India
2013-03-04 11:30:15 AM  
1 vote:
So, he was hearing voices and thought they were coming from his other brain?
2013-03-04 11:29:47 AM  
1 vote:
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