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(Opposing Views)   Four-year-old falls out of a third story window, does two somersaults, lands on his feet   ( divider line
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6487 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Mar 2013 at 12:28 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-04 11:31:58 AM  
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2013-03-04 11:41:24 AM  
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2013-03-04 11:46:01 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-03-04 12:34:09 PM  
2 votes:
Why is it that these "someones" that watch over people don't just stop the horrific episode from happening at all? Seems like that would be easier. How bout just not letting the kid fall out the window in the first place?

God is such an asshole.
2013-03-04 12:38:56 PM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: The boy, who is from Aurora, Colo., was standing on a couch talking to neighbors when the fall occurred.

What kind of conversation do you have with a 4 year-old?

Well, you could start with "Dylan, do you like movies about gladiators?"
2013-03-04 12:32:50 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "A neighbor, who is obviously a moron, was talking to Dylan wasn't sure quite what had happened."


/for his next act, he'll tug on his little peter...
2013-03-04 12:31:30 PM  
1 vote:
Wow.. "something" watching over him.. "angels" watching him.. obviously coz the adults int he story sure as fark weren't
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