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(Gawker)   The Daily News goes all in on its tasteless cover   ( divider line
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24183 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2013 at 7:17 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-03 07:25:17 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-03-03 04:34:17 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-03-03 07:47:52 PM  
2 votes:
Sand worms.  You hate 'em, right?
2013-03-03 07:26:05 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-03 05:17:13 PM  
2 votes:
And I thought my house sucked.

You ever get that sinking feeling that your state hates you?

Is this how Florida repossesses your property when you don't pay your taxes?

And I thought my property value was dropping.

He should've financed with Rock Financial, instead of Sammy Sands' Loan office.

How long before they find the Chinese that were trying to tunnel into the country and kidnapping our citizens.

This will teach him not to use Lime Away on his lawn.

The evil mole people are starting to make their move.

Don't you hate dreams about falling?

Someone kicked in his sand castle.

What some people will do to get out paying their rent.
2013-03-03 08:39:08 PM  
1 vote:
The confusion seems to stem from a comment he made at bedtime about wishing he could have "more ass" at night.....
2013-03-03 08:25:37 PM  
1 vote:
I'm so glad Gawker media exists. Without it, how would whiny people know what to be upset about?
2013-03-03 07:55:57 PM  
1 vote:
Guy looks like a dirt bag. Totally had it coming.
2013-03-03 07:43:20 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-03 07:34:23 PM  
1 vote:

ronaprhys: Capitalism kicks ass.  Even in a socialist country like England.  Bad teeth and all.

/Suck it - you got your ass kicked by a bunch of illiterate rednecks being helped, marginally, by some frogs.
//At least we can own firearms

Yeah, I remember my first beer
2013-03-03 07:30:33 PM  
1 vote:
I got two words for ya...

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2013-03-03 07:28:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-03 07:26:25 PM  
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2013-03-03 07:22:50 PM  
1 vote:

ultraholland: That house ended up being a real money pit.

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2013-03-03 07:20:53 PM  
1 vote:

Dragonflew: Blank page for me. Can someone fill me in?

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2013-03-03 07:19:07 PM  
1 vote:
Blank page for me. Can someone fill me in?
2013-03-03 05:49:01 PM  
1 vote:
Dude: Should I not pose for a picture in front of the Christmas tree in my wife-beater and tatoo?
Photog: Oh no, we don't stand on ceremony here.
2013-03-03 05:02:45 PM  
1 vote:
Alternate headline they could have used: Florida family goes to extremes to avoid burial costs.
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