RexTalionis: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x346] Jesus!!! looks like a stoned Brad Pitt..
RexTalionis: Remember when Siddhartha Gautama, the Buddha, was a young prince and his father, to shield him away from seeing any suffering or ugliness, kept him in the palace surrounded by beautiful people and opulent surroundings?It's like that, only Christians are doing it to themselves.
browntimmy: I see they're still going with that "everyone was caucasian" thing. I guess people find it easier to worship Jesus if he looks like someone they'd like to fark.
Zarquon's Flat Tire: They still can't air any actual history?
Devolving_Spud: browntimmy: I see they're still going with that "everyone was caucasian" thing. I guess people find it easier to worship Jesus if he looks like someone they'd like to fark.don't forget the British accent, because that is the overwhelming choice for Jesus and space alien bad guys. If they gave Jesus a thick cockney accent, I would watch it just for the lulz. Y'know wha' I mean?
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Slaxl: That's a really bizarre complaint. They're too attractive to be accurate portrayals of people 2-3000 years ago?
TofuTheAlmighty: History Channel produces live-action series based on mythological texts.Can we cable subscribers sue them for false advertisement?
NeoCortex42: Zarquon's Flat Tire: They still can't air any actual history?Unlike Ancient Aliens, at least the Bible is historically significant.
Lady Indica: What kind of dinosaur is Jesus going to be riding?
Pentaxian: They could've have just used some attractive Israelis.[whatculture.com image 342x360][venus.provocateuse.com image 419x639]
TheManofPA: I didn't watch, but, was it aliens?
ScreamingHangover: TheManofPA: I didn't watch, but, was it aliens?Kind of. It was really weird. There's this crazy sky wizard who gets people to weird crap: he banned eating apples and made some guy sacrifice his kid (fortunately, he was just farking with him). And when a city of folks finally started to loosen up and have some fun, he nuked it from orbit. It gets weirder from there.
that one guy with the face: Remember when History channel had history on it? Now it's just aliens rednecks and bible crap.
quatchi: Ancient tales: The series will feature adaptations of all the well-known Bible stories, including Samson and DelilahIn the bible Delilah doesn't actually cut off Samson's hair herself./Pet peave.PeeveMorgado is very good in the part, although he sure doesn't look the part.He probably looks closer to actual MEern Jesus than Willam Dafoe so I'm not sure what Linda Stasi meant by that.The "surfer dude" thing, perhaps?
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