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(Henderson Daily Dispatch)   Not news: Judge finds pastor not guilty. News: Of soliciting gay sex from an undercover cop. Fark: Again. "Your honor, my client was just quoting Psalms, 'thy rod and thy staff they comfort me'"   ( hendersondispatch.com) divider line
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2013-03-03 02:22:29 PM  
6 votes:
And the sodomy charge was reduced to following too closely.
2013-03-03 02:33:12 PM  
3 votes:

Mrtraveler01: Feemster was arrested after Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police said he asked an undercover male officer for sex Oct. 26 at the Charlotte-Douglas International Airport overlook.

What is it about closeted homosexuals and airports?

What's not to love? Bunch of phallic airplanes with massive engines, lots of men with time to kill, clean restrooms, and a Cinnabon!
2013-03-03 05:42:15 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-03 03:38:34 PM  
1 vote:
Somebody get him some Gleemonex so he can finally "just be gay."
2013-03-03 02:21:11 PM  
1 vote:
Thy rod and thy staff??  What kind of freak is this pastor looking for??

King Something: Selling is legal.

F*cking is legal.

Why isn't selling f*cking legal?

Because Jesus.
2013-03-03 11:02:00 AM  
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