Smeggy Smurf: Dear Achmed:I'm a terrorist scumbag living in a cave filled with underage goats. How do I avoid raping them?
skinink: Dear Achmed:Someone in my office keeps taking the last cup of coffee without making a new batch. Will killing him allow me to get the 21 women virgins upon my execution?
offmymeds: Dear Achmed,Is it okay to wear white after Ramadan?
Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Dear Achmed.I just don't care anymore. All the killing for this and that and the insane rules.To quote a great Rabbi,"PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."
TheOther: Dear Achmed.I want to make a good impression on my 72 virgins, but my bomb vest makes me look fat.Wat do?
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