rumpelstiltskin: From his Wikipedia page: He was married in August 2012Snicker.
CujoQuarrel: That's disgustingA married guy who won't disparage his spouse.Utterly awful
cmunic8r99: rumpelstiltskin: From his Wikipedia page: He was married in August 2012Snicker.They are probably still having sex, even.
titwrench: The future Mrs titwrench is a huge pain in my ass. If she wasn't I wouldn't get anything done.
VoodooTaco: titwrench: The future Mrs titwrench is a huge pain in my ass. If she wasn't I wouldn't get anything done.This.
offmymeds: So women never complain about their husbands to each other? Riiiight.
NewportBarGuy: A man-child who says he needs a woman to be a better man.
edmo: "What kind of an idiot are you to marry a person that you think is an absolute moron?"Somebody looking for a soul mate?
Uchiha_Cycliste: NewportBarGuy: A man-child who says he needs a woman to be a better man.There are some cases where this is true.For instance the deal I have going with my girlfriend. Though we've only been dating since July, we've been best friends forever. And for at least the last ten years we have had a deal worked out where if she tells me to do something I do it, and if she tells me not to do something I don't. No arguing, no discussion.When she says you need to go to the hospital right now, I skedaddle to the closest hospital. When she says, no! you can't climb on that! I don't. I seem to lack that little voice that says 'hey, maybe that's not a good idea' so she provides it for me =D\been best friends for almost 25 years (since we were 6)\\been pretty deeply in love for at least a couple of years before we started dating. ♥
I should be in the kitchen: If your spouse is such a horrible person, what does that say about you for marrying her/him, hmmm? I think it's natural to want to vent on occasion but if all you have to say is negative, you're a piece of shiat.
mod3072: This. Sorry, but I'm not taking marriage advice from someone who is still basically on their honeymoon. I might as well take driving tips from my 14 year-old son. He has a drivers license now, so he must be an expert, right?
Ambivalence: Is this the same guy who pontificated that he waited until marraige to have sex?That guy was a royal douche.
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