Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up: after 04 when I refused to show up after I was traded to you.
Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up: *Ring Ring*Terrell Owens : Hello?Ozzie Newsome: Hey, Terrell, this is Ozzie Newsome, GM of the World Champion Baltimore Ravens. How are you?TO: Not too good, I am looking for a team and the IRS just hit me with a massive bill.ON: Thats why I called. Seems we came in under our expected cap number for Flacco next year and I was wondering if you'd like to come in for a look. Don't take to long to answer, I don't like asking twice.TO: Man that would be awesome. Could really pull me out of this, and on a good team too. Even though, I guess, this is the second time you asked after 04 when I refused to show up after I was traded to you.ON: Oh Yeah..... You could always sell your Super Bowl rings.*Click*
RoyFokker'sGhost: You know, being a Niner's fan, I agreed with most of the world in assessing that TO was just a talented diva that squandered every chance he was given. But then last year there was an in-depth interview (SI, IIRC), with TO where the interviewer really put TO under the microscope. Now, I think TO has clinical depression, and has had it for a long time, but refuses to acknowledge it, much less get it treated. The self-sabotage, the mood swings, the listlessness, the refusal to seek out professional help; all signs of depression. And considering his early home life, I'm not surprised that he (probably) suffers from it.
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