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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   7 year-old Girl Scout suffering from epileptic seizures and pituitary dwarfism, cock-punches her health problems and sells record numbers of cookies to help support our troops. With, damn it's getting patrioticly dusty in here picture   ( cleveland.com) divider line
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2013-03-03 09:14:03 AM  
5 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Yeah I'm a resident Kid Hater, but there's just no room for snark in this one.

This.  I planned on coming in here to conjure up some inappropriate joke.  Then I clicked the link and saw the picture.

FTFA: Taylor Godwin is one tough cookie.

Wait, her name is Godwin?  Thanks for the cookies, Adrwarf Hitler!
2013-03-03 09:26:53 AM  
3 votes:
I hereby move that we abolish the "dusty in here" thing and replace it with.... "So here I sit. Crying at my monitor like a little biatch".
2013-03-03 11:05:24 AM  
2 votes:
Camp Fire Girls and Brownies. This dad bought a lot of cookies. Youngest would say "Dad, we need your truck.". My coworkers would run away at the sight of me with a shopping bag in my hands. The neighbors would go on vacation. School would go on lock down. It were horrible, I tell ya!
2013-03-03 08:27:53 AM  
2 votes:
With her background and can-do attitude, she is perfectly positioned to become the Marissa Mayer of the Keebler Elves.
2013-03-03 04:18:17 PM  
1 vote:
hehehe, shes a cute lil'shiat.A couple of them showed up at my door the other day and put the squeeze on me.When they finally let me go they had thirty of my hard earned dollars...and I had 8 boxes of AWESOMENESS!!!!...that lasted three days. I wish they would back and take more of my money :(
2013-03-03 12:12:16 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-03 11:09:07 AM  
1 vote:

deschinc: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I hereby move that we abolish the "dusty in here" thing and replace it with.... "So here I sit. Crying at my monitor like a little biatch".

Also, let's abolish cutesy misspelling of "naughty" words and f*cking self censorship. Especially in a thread with "cockpunch" in the headline.

Okay, you sound like a dumb ass because you're giving me a hard time without knowing how the filter works around here, you cock.

How's that?
2013-03-03 10:38:24 AM  
1 vote:

maggoo: Americans have an unexplainable and unquestionable hard-on for their military.

wait, do the brownie scouts even count as military?

2013-03-03 10:35:52 AM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: BTW,

You know who ELSE sent people around in little uniforms to sell things door-to-door?

Dutch pimps. Last week.
2013-03-03 09:46:16 AM  
1 vote:

macadamnut: [media.syracuse.com image 380x258]

"Thanks, kid."

I don't get it.
2013-03-03 09:25:23 AM  
1 vote:
She can't possibly be a real person.  I find it much more likely that the Girl Scouts elite worked with a team of psychologists to design a robot-girl that people would be incapable of not buying cookies from.   A real American child would be more likely to eat 1,500 boxes of cookies than sell them.
2013-03-03 09:18:39 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, congrats on beating the sickness kid. Now, about those cookies...

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2013-03-03 07:59:11 AM  
1 vote:
Wow, despite her crippling illness she was still able to perform her slave labor duties.
2013-03-03 02:36:11 AM  
1 vote:
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Ok... this picture just gave me diabetus

/dammit, she's cute.
//and yeah, she's technically a brownie scout, but whatever.
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