lack of warmth: How do you punish a guy who wants to be prison raped? It would have the same effect as executing a failed suicide bomber or burning a Buddhist monk at the stake.
feckingmorons: lack of warmth: How do you punish a guy who wants to be prison raped? It would have the same effect as executing a failed suicide bomber or burning a Buddhist monk at the stake.Make him a clerk at the DMV.
GentlemanJ: Maybe he didn't want to leave his buddy's behind...
Eddie Ate Dynamite: I didn't RTFA, but was there a hockey tournament?
Dead for Tax Reasons: He's tired of being stuck at level 3. There are just so few opportunities for promotion to level 4 that he had to think outside the box, or maybe inside the box in this case
Type random string here: [lh3.ggpht.com image 385x376]"...siebzehn, achtzehn, neunzehn...no, no, no...! I count again.Eins, zwei, drei...achtzehn, neunzehn. Why, oh, why, is there always, always someone too much?"
7th Son of a 7th Son: 36? Looks more like 56. I'm older than him yet look 15 years younger. I still get carded ffs.
AcesFull: I can understand it....Its getting increasingly harder to find a cold fried baloney sandwich these days..
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