Captain Steroid: Why DOES God hate Florida?
Captain Steroid: Sinkholes, wildfires, hurricanes, hanging chads...Why DOES God hate Florida?
kmmontandon: Only 1000 acres?That's not a catastrophe, that's a spotfire good start considering how wet it is.
digitalrain: These fires are about 20 mins down the road from me...
doglover: kmmontandon: Only 1000 acres?That's not a catastrophe, that's a spotfire good start considering how wet it is.
Snotnose: Captain Steroid: Why DOES God hate Florida?Because it's full of Floridians.
netgamer7k: Let's bulldoze Florida into the ocean!
gibbon1: Captain Steroid: Sinkholes, wildfires, hurricanes, hanging chads...Why DOES God hate Florida?God loves Florida, that's why he invented hurricanes, sinkholes, mosquitoes and alligators, to keep us out.
ModernLuddite: Florida is always on fire.If you've ever considered yellow skies and ashen rain normal, you're from Florida.//Fire, sinkholes, deadly snakes, hurricanes, county sheriffs.....///Glad I left.
Lsherm: Yeah, I-95 ain't looking too good:[img90.imageshack.us image 640x360]
eggrolls: C'mon global warming![cltampa.com image 430x230]
xaks: In 15 years living in south Florida, I can tell you this place ain't full of Floridians. This place is full of the worst from everywhere else, and a few Floridians.
eatin' fetus: Protip: Most Florida haters are jealous of people that live there. The weather, women, and action can be a bit much for these types.Hope you enjoyed your overcast day in Indiana.
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