Snotnose: Save a few, then put on a fish fry for the homeless. Give it a few hours then deal with saved fish as appropriate.
edmo: Having spent a long time in the woods during survival training, their comes a time where you sure as hell would.
Ryker's Peninsula: I would not eat them on the beachI would not eat them with a leechI would not eat them in the trenchI would not eat them in a pinchI would not eat them with butter and lemonI would not eat them to get to heavenI do not like Manta Rays or HamI do not like them Saeed-I-Am/ Happy B-day to the good Doctor
Why Would I Read the Article: I wouldn't eat them, but the filthy farking Palestinians? I'm sure they'll love 'em.
Ego edo infantia cattus: Why Would I Read the Article: I wouldn't eat them, but the filthy farking Palestinians? I'm sure they'll love 'em.
SpdrJay: So SyFy is making a Zombie Mantis Apocalypse movie?
coco ebert: People are pretty desperate in Gaza these days.
davidphogan: Stop don't stop like the manta ray.../obscure//if anyone gets it I'll give the first person a month of TF///so obscure I couldn't find it on google
ggecko: [media.lolwall.co image 600x429]
suburbanguy: If you were a hot dog, and you were starving- would you eat yourself?
pinktaco4lunch: davidphogan: Stop don't stop like the manta ray.../obscure//if anyone gets it I'll give the first person a month of TF///so obscure I couldn't find it on googleRap genius?
octopied: Followup next week: thousands sicked and hundreds die from food poisioning/whatever killed the mantasyou wait
libranoelrose: I would eat all of them.
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