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(NPR)   NPR tests say Budweiser is not watered down, just tastes that way   ( divider line
    More: Followup, NPR, American craft, The Salts, Student's t-test, Anheuser-Busch InBev  
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3586 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Mar 2013 at 12:43 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-02 01:01:36 PM  
2 votes: Coors Light slowly backs out of the room.
2013-03-02 12:50:50 PM  
2 votes:
At Thunderhead brewery in Kearney, nebraska, they used to have a Russian barman. When anyone would ask him if they had Bud light, he'd dip a glass into the rinse water, and give them that. The man was a hero.
2013-03-02 12:57:32 PM  
1 vote:

downstairs: TFA: When told that a lab commission by NPR had tested several Budweiser samples and found them to match their labeled alcohol content, Boxer dismissed our test results, confident that when he gets his hands on Anheuser-Busch's internal testing, he'll still have a strong case.

Wait.  So he's going to dismiss a third-party result, confident that internal testing by the company he's suing is going to be MORE accurate?  Grasping at straws, there...

I refuse to believe anything from NPR, as it is an ultraliberal Marxist propaganda machine, which gets 110% of its funding from taxes stolen from job creators.  (They embezzle the extra 10% for limousines, Iranian caviar, and speech lessons for Diane Rehm.)

No doubt they are trying to undermine confidence in American beers, like Budweiser, in favor of froo-froo homosexual foreign beers like Stella Artois (from Belgium), Löwenbräu (from Germany), or Corona (from Mexico).  They probably used science, which has a known liberal bias.  I sure hope Fox and Friends does their own testing, with science-free methodology, so we know it can be trusted.
2013-03-02 12:49:13 PM  
1 vote:
I figured this was the case.  I'm sure it was just Budweiser trying to broaden its appeal.
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