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(AsiaOne)   Just because you overslept on a city bus doesn't mean you get to steal it so you can drive yourself home   ( divider line
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1552 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Mar 2013 at 7:09 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-02 04:01:13 PM  
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Sounds very bootstrappy to me.
2013-03-02 12:29:19 PM  
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I am legally blind and use a cane when I'm out alone, but I can still see what is directly in front of me fairly well. I grew up in an Atlanta suburb that didn't have access to public transportation, so I didn't know you had to ring the bell to tell the driver to stop. I started a new job, and did a test run to make sure I knew the route and wasn't late my first day. Anyway, my stop was the second to last on the bus line, and of course the driver drove right past it because I didn't ring the bell. At the last stop on the line, the driver told me that it was the end of the line. After I told him that he drove past my stop, he kindly showed me how to ring the bell and told me that he'd take me back to my stop on his way back through. I was sitting in the front of the bus. He then walked to the back door of the bus, opened it a couple of inches, and took a huge piss. I guess he figured I couldn't see him.

2013-03-02 07:24:31 AM  
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eltejon: Man I hate when I play too much GTA and it starts to blend into my reality.

You should try killing a hooker to get your money back. It's like recycling.

/just found out you can kill a town crier in Assassin's Creed and get your money back from him, too
2013-03-02 07:09:51 AM  
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You can't?

Next you'll tell me the trashcan in the front isn't a urinal, either.

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