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(Salt Lake Tribune)   A 17-year old boy has his life "completely turned around" after having crazy drunken bathroom floor sex with his smoking wet swim coach   ( divider line
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2013-03-02 10:47:19 AM  
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2013-03-02 07:09:04 AM  
3 votes:
And now he's moving to his aunt and uncle's house in Bel Aire?
2013-03-02 07:07:57 AM  
3 votes:
How else are you gonna learn the breast stroke?
2013-03-02 10:01:36 AM  
2 votes:
Teen in question.

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2013-03-02 07:52:48 AM  
2 votes:
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, I won't cuss
I'll tell you how I got some swim coach puss.

I somehow doubt he was damaged by getting laid at 17. I wish I got some at that age.
Even if it was a male coach, and a 17 year old student who willingly had sex 20 times, I wouldn't have a problem with that.
Well aside from teachers shouldn't be banging their students any more than a boss should be banging her minions.
2013-03-02 11:34:56 AM  
1 vote:
"She changed my boys life forever. He's not going to be the sweet gay kid I was raising."
2013-03-02 09:40:18 AM  
1 vote:
at LEAST i never got caught up with a teacher like that.
now i'm a virgin at 33
2013-03-02 07:50:19 AM  
1 vote:
"In the news today, drinking too much leads to drunken stupidity. film at 11"
2013-03-02 07:30:37 AM  
1 vote:
Poor Baby!! Did the Nasty Old Vagina Hurt you? Come to Mommmmmmy!
2013-03-02 07:12:21 AM  
1 vote:

/Teachers should not socialize with teens. She was an idiot for going to that party.

You got that right.  And it's a mistake that will cost her dearly.

Think about the first day she is in general population:
"What are you in for?"
"I stabbed my boss to death with a Bic pen, then put him through a wood chipper.  What about you?"
"I had sex with the dude, a bunch of times.  I somehow got charged with rape."
2013-03-02 06:56:58 AM  
1 vote:
Did she peg him?
2013-03-02 06:55:52 AM  
1 vote:

Diagonal: So this woman gets convicted of a crime without any evidence being offered? Did I miss something?

It`s often the case with `crimes` like these. These IS no evidence except an accusation by someone.

"I saw Lizzy Proctor speaking with the devil!"
2013-03-02 02:13:58 AM  
1 vote:

log_jammin: smoking wet?

Everyone complains about the "smoking hot" meme

Will you people NEVER be happy?
2013-03-02 01:20:48 AM  
1 vote:
smoking wet?
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