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(Salt Lake Tribune)   A 17-year old boy has his life "completely turned around" after having crazy drunken bathroom floor sex with his smoking wet swim coach   ( sltrib.com) divider line
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2013-03-02 04:09:29 PM  


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You've been funny'ed.
2013-03-02 07:52:48 PM  

MooseUpNorth: dready zim: What on earth did YOU find?

Trust me, you _don't_ want to know. GIS apparently likes you a lot better than it likes me.


I think I got the same result they got. Ewww
2013-03-02 10:17:23 PM  
PapaChester: Your 17 year old son had sex, and you ruined a woman's life for it. Good job. You are a horrible person.

Very much worth repeating. This is very sad.

Seems to me the law needs to be expanded to include the victim. Twenty times? He is as guilty as her.
So, you could prosecute... if you were not guilty of going back for more.
2013-03-02 10:23:22 PM  
Seems to me this would be a GOOD case of having one of those change.org petition to request a pardon from the Governor or a reduced sentence from the judge. (I bet it could hit 100,000 signatures, and mine would be there.)

"As a human male, I remember the many times I wanted to have sex with people older than eighteen years of age. I know it is a fact of nature and of life and therefore strongly urge you to reconsider the punishment...."
2013-03-03 07:37:18 AM  
I know better than to come to a thread like this expecting a real hottie.

What I want to know is this: Why is it that every swim coach I know or have met is either hideous, a fatty, or both? Isn't the whole "swimmer's build" thing about being ultra lean and healthy? Most of the "swim coaches" or "aquatics directors" I've met are positively beastly.
2013-03-03 08:02:04 AM  
was there aggrevated assault charges involved?
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