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(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)   Want to know when a unit has been home for 9 months after a deployment? Check the birth rate at the local base   ( newsminer.com) divider line
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-01 07:02:46 PM  
7 votes:
And the second thing I'm going to do is take off these boots.
2013-03-02 12:54:35 AM  
4 votes:
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2013-03-02 08:38:52 AM  
2 votes:
Wear a condom you farking retards! We don't need any more republicans.
2013-03-02 04:58:11 AM  
1 vote:
When I got back from a routine deployment to Okinawa we joked about the wives waiting in the parking lot trying to rub the club stamp off their hands.
2013-03-02 03:57:43 AM  
1 vote:

gadian: Watubi: gadian:

No birth control is 100%, ask my third child

I doubt so much birth control failed all at once.  I'll never understand the "oh you're back, BABIES NOW!" mentality of military families.  Especially if you have one for each deployment.

What's so hard to figure out? When a fit young guy full of testosterone gets sent away to a place he probably can't get laid for months on end, gets made painfully aware of his mortality from being in a war zone [which sets off major and deep-seated evolutionary drives], then comes home to an SO who theoretically hasn't been laid for just as long, the first thing that happens is sexytime... on or against every surface in the house that can hold up.

This has probably been known since before the dawn of civilization, dude.
2013-03-02 03:06:09 AM  
1 vote:
Hmm, so what you're all saying is I should hang around military bases?
2013-03-02 12:53:02 AM  
1 vote:
Want to know when a unit has been deployed for 10 months? Check the divorce filings.
2013-03-01 07:09:22 PM  
1 vote:
...but first, let's see you play that harmonica.
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