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(The Straight Dope)   If you can read this entire column without feeling the urge to scratch numerous itches, you must be some kind of Zen master   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Zen, hair-triggers, fleas  
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12233 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Mar 2013 at 7:27 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-01 07:28:35 PM  
9 votes:
I'm two knuckles into my ass right now...
2013-03-01 08:43:53 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: WhippingBoy: I'm two knuckles into my ass right now...

You generally are, so that doesn't count.

2013-03-01 07:49:44 PM  
1 vote: Full Size
2013-03-01 07:40:18 PM  
1 vote:
Scratch it 'til it bleeds, I always say.

Bleeding allows the demons trapped beneath your skin to excape
2013-03-01 07:37:57 PM  
1 vote:
Meth keeps me from scratching at the crabs.
2013-03-01 07:34:02 PM  
1 vote:
I was scratching my nuts when I clicked the link, so I guess I lose, subby
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