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(Fark)   Are you pondering what I'm pondering? No, besides putting pants on a chimp. I'm talking about this week's Fark Weird News Quiz   ( fark.com) divider line
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2013-03-01 03:55:49 PM  
Thanks to the writers of this week's quiz: meow said the dog, MaxxLarge, and Sim Tree. Wouldn't be here without you.
2013-03-01 03:58:26 PM  
Winners of last week's quiz:

R. Paulson 945
Drone637 925
OlDood 922
Winterlight 920
Lagomorphius 919
Ale's well 913
Dwangerous 911
Gamegirl 907
phuqan 905
martissimo 903

Best of luck this week
2013-03-01 04:04:38 PM  
2013-03-01 04:09:38 PM  
Final Score:

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 648
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (89 seconds)

stainedglassdoll 657
texdent 648
AdolfOliverPanties 542
leehouse 351
galens47 249
Unfreakable 0
2013-03-01 04:16:22 PM  
170- I'm going to show my boss, and ask for a raise.
2013-03-01 04:22:38 PM  

Had leftover vegetable fried rice for lunch today...  Coincidence?
2013-03-01 04:23:23 PM  
Yah!  And I had a busy week at work.
2013-03-01 04:26:20 PM  
In my defense, Operation Monkey-Trousers WOULD HAVE WORKED.
2013-03-01 04:27:25 PM  
Productivity down -- score up.  Thx quizzinators.......was fun.
2013-03-01 04:29:13 PM  
811, best score I've had in weeks, and the quiz arrived early... this is good omen for my weekend.
2013-03-01 04:29:20 PM  
A new personal low

5 out of 11 correct, total points = 423

Total time elapsed:3 minutes (190 seconds)
2013-03-01 04:34:36 PM  
I missed 2 this time, no bueno
2013-03-01 04:35:37 PM  
One of these days, I *will* get a 0!
2013-03-01 04:43:32 PM  
dang it, i chose two different answers after guessing the correct ones the first time and said "nah, that  can't be it, can it?"

The one about the neighbor in FL upset about the bad trees, I had not an idea so I went with the "drop trou" option.  Was that wrong?  Should I have not done that?  If I were the neighbor, I would have but apparently not Fark.  Oh, well.

8/11, finally exceeded 7.  Lordy, I was stuck there for a while.
2013-03-01 04:43:51 PM  
803, personal best.
2013-03-01 04:52:45 PM  
Well I was pondering about having some tits shoved in my face.
2013-03-01 05:37:29 PM  
2 out of eleven. It's good to know I still have a life.
2013-03-01 05:42:13 PM  
Woohoo, briefly in the top ten:

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

SoundOfOneHandWanking1001Nunpoo992sandi_fish920WhoDatNinja911xr a yspx899cgraves67896Kaiser Bill's Batman894Staffist888DoucheBaggerson887JasonOfOrillia878

2013-03-01 05:52:16 PM  
I was pondering what we ponder every night, Pinkie.

2013-03-01 06:09:59 PM  
Final Score:6 out of 11 correct, total points = 523
Total time elapsed:2 minutes (175 seconds)

First time actually taking one of these.
2013-03-01 06:12:06 PM  
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2013-03-01 06:25:05 PM  
10 of 11 but too much time prolasped.
2013-03-01 06:27:09 PM  
Haven't been on enough this week to take the quiz, but good goddamn how I the headline, Unfreakable.
2013-03-01 06:46:47 PM  
Wait, what's this?

Thanks for testing your knowledge of the strangest news this week! Read more strange, funny and interesting news on Fark.com's main page, or to comments, or Return to Huffington Post Weird News
2013-03-01 06:49:24 PM  
8 of 11 in 80 seconds = 741 points. Pretty good, just on the bubble of getting listed for top scores.
2013-03-01 06:53:54 PM  

uncleacid: 10 of 11 but too much time prolasped.

/Freudian slip?

2013-03-01 07:10:37 PM  
Where'd it go? I was on #10 and now I get 404 not found.
2013-03-01 07:19:51 PM  
Final Score:11 out of 11 correct, total points = 952
Total time elapsed:2 minutes (148 seconds)


Top 10 scores for this quiz:SoundOfOneHandWanking1001Nunpoo992maddogdelta952AqueousBoy943brat face930mfgordon927Old_Fark925calbert924sandi_fish920WhoDatNinja911
2013-03-01 09:15:32 PM  
10/11, maybe if i hadn't been monkeying around, i would have aped it
2013-03-01 09:42:16 PM  
I think so, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals", nobody would buy them.
2013-03-01 10:00:09 PM  
Well, at least I had a fighting chance on the easy level. Failed on the hard quiz like I was playing Battletoads drunk.
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