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(WINK Fort Myers)   So you buy a beer at a bar... mingle around for awhile, then walk to an art gallery across the street carrying said beer. Police threaten to arrest: C) The Bartender behind the bar   ( divider line
    More: Florida, drinking ages, technicality  
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4797 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Mar 2013 at 3:12 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-01 03:31:17 PM  
2 votes:
"You broke the law!"
"What law did I break?"
"But... what specific law... did I break?"
"I'm telling you, that's the law!"
"You are not the law, you are the enforcer of the law."
"You're under arrest."
"What for?"
2013-03-01 03:44:13 PM  
1 vote:
As long as they aren't carrying Skittles, it should be fine.
2013-03-01 03:41:32 PM  
1 vote:

AugieDoggyDaddy: Seems to me that the cop commited  a crime by taking the beer off the premises.

You sound like you're resisting arrest.
2013-03-01 03:31:13 PM  
1 vote:
So I use the restroom at the courthouse, and then walk around town with my penis dangling in the breeze, is the judge cited for indecent exposure and charged with a sex crime?
2013-03-01 03:21:43 PM  
1 vote:
It makes more sense if he took a bear into an art gallery and they arrested the bartender for selling a bear.
2013-03-01 02:54:49 PM  
1 vote:
You can carry a gun, but that damned beer is DANGEROUS
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