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(Gawker)   If ever there were a Fark ready headline, it's this one: "Manhattan Art School Confiscates Refrigerator Full of Semen From Student"   ( gawker.com) divider line
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5695 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Mar 2013 at 10:03 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-01 09:49:37 AM  
4 votes:
I'm not saying you have to be a wanker to go to art school, but if the glove fits ...
2013-03-01 12:37:28 PM  
2 votes:

Diogenes: Rude Turnip: FTA: "The dead and boiled sperm ..."

That rare combined feeling of disgust and sadness.

Coincidentally, the exact feelings I have after beating off.

2013-03-01 11:58:19 AM  
2 votes:
What a bunch of jerks.
2013-03-01 10:43:35 AM  
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: ModernLuddite: I would never be able to walk around New York without punching everyone.

Which martial art do you master?

Krav Magoo
2013-03-01 10:27:37 AM  
2 votes:

This refrigerator contained 68 vials of fresh semen harvested by the artist.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, that's a good one. Next in the series is "Splooge in a Gym Sock, Pseudo-Self-Portrait".
2013-03-02 08:40:17 AM  
1 vote:

ChubbyTiger: Syrrh: Tsk. This is what liberal arts schools get ya.

There would not be any problem with hazardous biowaste if there was a single autoclave in the school to properly sterilize it. Microwave? Seriously?

You wan to see 68 bottles of autoclaved spooge?  I don't.

68 bottles of autoclaved spooge
68 bottles of spooge
Put one into a centrifuge
67 bottles of autoclaved spooge
2013-03-01 01:57:20 PM  
1 vote:
2013-03-01 11:34:00 AM  
1 vote:

No Such Agency: [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x300]

While literally sitting and wanking, as an expression of how most art is sitting and wanking, is a form of art... I like Manzoni's piece better.  Canning his own excrement must have been a revolting task, so I feel like he actually made sacrifices for HIS art.

I wish the can said "may contain nuts"
2013-03-01 11:20:44 AM  
1 vote:

Bondith: megarian: Sperm guy is a spermy douche

Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 Manseed?

/really don't want to take that image any further

No no no NO NO NO
2013-03-01 11:07:21 AM  
1 vote:
I had to to "art school" to be a lighting designer (MFA). Obviously I'm in school again.

Art students are douches. Sperm guy is a spermy douche. But this is sort of funny. Kittens are supposed to go in the microwave, not vials of man juice.

/Art majors = good pot connections, though.
2013-03-01 10:51:24 AM  
1 vote:

Rude Turnip: FTA: "The dead and boiled sperm ..."

That rare combined feeling of disgust and sadness.

Coincidentally, the exact feelings I have after beating off.
2013-03-01 10:50:24 AM  
1 vote:
Semen-al work is often underappreciated.
2013-03-01 10:41:24 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: Despite the drama, there was a happy ending, mostly.

What you did there. I see it.
2013-03-01 10:18:30 AM  
1 vote:
And here I've been storing my wank juice in a refrigerator for nothing like a chump.
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