Slam1263: I drive in Seattle daily. If I carried a rifle in the trunk of my car, and said rifle was locked down with barge chains, and I didn't have the key, I would, every day, stop my car, bite through barge chains, kill every last one of those motherfarkers, and end up as a cleverly written headline on Fark.Every. Farking. Day.Now, aren't you glad I am a responsible firearms owner?
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