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		Christians outraged over woman licking cow ( news.com.au)		69
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Alphax

2013-03-01 04:27:52 AM

A bit unusual, but the complaints seem completely unhinged.

It's certainly NOT a sexual image.. really now.

kid_icarus

2013-03-01 08:01:47 AM

''It's definitely a sexual sort of image. It says ''get intimate'' so we're not talking about a pet thing. The cow is dressed up as a man,'' she said.

Krymson Tyde

2013-03-01 09:18:38 AM

It seems as though Christians' jimmies are in a perpetually rustled state. It must be really uncomfortable for them.

Real Women Drink Akvavit

2013-03-01 09:47:38 AM

I worry about anyone who is so preoccupied by sex that they see it everywhere. It's almost as if they're the perverts, not the person who saw a photoshopped image of a woman licking a cow and failed to see a "woman making love to a cow". People see and hear what they want to, ya know. Apparently this biddy in TFA wants to see a woman making love to a cow. I

Because People in power are Stupid

2013-03-01 09:50:13 AM

I didn't know that the X-ians also had a sacred cow.

gopher321

2013-03-01 10:21:05 AM

Holy Cow, Hindu reference, leaving thread satisfied, etc.

Marcus Aurelius

2013-03-01 10:35:16 AM

Next they'll want to know why gay men keep sucking their dicks.

DaWormyPimpsta

2013-03-01 10:35:26 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: I didn't know that the X-ians also had a sacred cow.

They don't. They've got herds of 'em.

Old_Chief_Scott

2013-03-01 10:35:48 AM

So one uptight old broad complains and suddenly it's "Christians Outraged"?

ChubbyTiger

2013-03-01 10:37:40 AM

Something something, subby's mom.

nicoffeine

2013-03-01 10:37:44 AM

Oh, you mean...

Tax Boy

2013-03-01 10:37:46 AM

Licking horses, still OK

Zukipilot

2013-03-01 10:37:52 AM

I had a perverted vision of the cow 'licking' the woman when I read the headline.... Now that would make a twisted pron. (and an awesome promotion poster)

Only a comma away

Gifted Many Few

2013-03-01 10:39:35 AM

That cow was clearly asking for it.

Deep Contact

2013-03-01 10:40:05 AM

Christians have a thing with cows, calves, bulls.

TheGogmagog

2013-03-01 10:40:07 AM

Another geico commercial? They are so edgy.... No, well the cow does have a monocle, so that's classy.

squibbits

2013-03-01 10:40:43 AM

Maybe they would shut up if it was revealed to them that it is a female cow dressed as a man.

Fark In The Duck

2013-03-01 10:42:40 AM

Is that what those whipper snappers are calling it these days?

clutchcargo2002

2013-03-01 10:42:42 AM

Thistle Harlequin?

Bruxellensis

2013-03-01 10:42:50 AM

Line e'm up now
Greet the sacred cow

rtaylor92

2013-03-01 10:45:09 AM

that poster is fantastic. And now they don't actually have to pay to have it displayed anywhere. Christians whining will give them all the publicity it needs.

LewDux

2013-03-01 10:46:51 AM

LICK MOR CHICKIN

dutchmang

2013-03-01 10:47:16 AM

Nurglitch

2013-03-01 10:47:39 AM

Of course it's perverted. The cow is cross-dressing! Also, lesbianism. Which is like witchcraft.

lack of warmth

2013-03-01 10:48:59 AM

Quite frankly the poster is in bad taste. She would've enjoyed a Skinny Cow better.

/Seriously, I have been around cows and never thought 'I never tasted an unprocessed cow before.....'

Allen. The end.

2013-03-01 10:49:39 AM

"Ever bone a christian, kid? Oh, yeah. Those girls, they...they just can NOT get enough, I mean, think about it. When you were a teenager, all you wanted to do was fark, right? Well, so do they, but they're not allowed, see? So when they finally say 'fark it' and go all the way, they come on like piledrivers, man, whew! I was sore for a week, but I went back soon as I could, damn straight I did!"

Fark In The Duck

2013-03-01 10:50:32 AM

I thought it was called the "grundle". Ok, we can call it "cow".

Anne.Uumellmahaye

2013-03-01 10:53:57 AM

Woman, licking cow or woman-licking cow?

Punctuation. It's useful.

Keeve

2013-03-01 10:54:35 AM

Woman licking cow. Caption says "Get Intimate". Yup, hamburgers are the first thing that come to mind for me.

Oh wait. Christians don't like it? Oh, well then it's the best food poster ever created.

blatz514

2013-03-01 10:56:08 AM

Tax Boy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x312]

Licking horses, still OK

Sure is!

Mikeyworld

2013-03-01 10:56:38 AM

nicoffeine: [img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]
Oh, you mean...

Let's put Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell back in their pre-surgery persona ans see if anybody notices...

Arkanaut

2013-03-01 10:57:15 AM

Don't have a cow, man.

baronvonzipper

2013-03-01 10:57:39 AM

If only there were some way to make a profit from being outraged..

Anne.Uumellmahaye

2013-03-01 10:59:50 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I worry about anyone who is so preoccupied by sex that they see it everywhere. It's almost as if they're the perverts, not the person who saw a photoshopped image of a woman licking a cow and failed to see a "woman making love to a cow". People see and hear what they want to, ya know. Apparently this biddy in TFA wants to see a woman making love to a cow. I

This is why I refuse side hugs at church. If you're so horny and sex-obsessed that the idea of my heaving bosoms pressed up against your chest during a front hug makes you think you might murder your wife, eat your kids and go straight to fornicator's hell, maybe my boobs aren't the source of the problem.

Mikeyworld

2013-03-01 10:59:59 AM

Ohhh...and this is no more sexual than the guy licking a car door handle. Ya didn't hear 'em biatchin' then.

/flu makes mr dyslexic. sexaul?; Baitchin'?

Glancing Blow

2013-03-01 11:02:10 AM

Loathsome, Sick, Wrong and Perverted, LLC could not be reached for comment.

Day_Old_Dutchie

2013-03-01 11:03:14 AM

You can lick this cow

King Keepo

2013-03-01 11:03:23 AM

(And that cows do not gravitate to that particular style
of top hat. They much prefer the mid crown shape)

St. Snuff

2013-03-01 11:07:15 AM

Who the hell wrote this article? My god...
Granted this statement "Ms Francis also railed against Burger Urge's condom promotion and said it could catch out children who loved getting the mail," may be a product of a different dialect and cultural slang and to 'catch out children' is a proper use of slang but then I saw this one --
"But Burger Urge owner Sean Carthew said the thought parents could manage the arrival of a condom in the letterbox."

At least have someone edit the article if the author is a moron..

Mikeyworld

2013-03-01 11:09:43 AM

The cow is Brahman, maybe that's it's religion. We need to develop a cow that can talk, and enjoys being eaten. And could say so, clearly and distinctly.

/HHGG for the Win

Aleph Nought

2013-03-01 11:10:47 AM

...I hope they washed the cow first. Washing the cow is Biblical. If it's an unwashen cow, then it's no good.

itsfullofstars

2013-03-01 11:16:59 AM

''They hadn't actually received the advertising material themselves so we confine our cases to things that people have actually received or seen,'' Advertising Standards chief Fiona Jolly said.

Good for them. Most complaints, especially astro-turfing, come from people who are offended by proxy. They've never actually experienced the event or item they are offended about. They've heard about it or read it in their church bulletin.

Enough of the causeheads.

Need_MindBleach

2013-03-01 11:30:19 AM

I'm more confused why the cow is wearing a top hat and monocle.

gshepnyc

2013-03-01 11:39:09 AM

Christians and Muslims should get together and congratulate one another on how outraged they can get and leave the sane people alone.

uttertosh

2013-03-01 11:41:09 AM

rtaylor92: that poster is fantastic. And now they don't actually have to pay to have it displayed anywhere. Christians whining will give them all the publicity it needs.

yeah, this same christian group protests the same burger chain about silly advertising. Hmm... how much did the christian group get paid by their marketing firm?!?

brandent

2013-03-01 11:41:25 AM

I think there's some context. Notice the other article it links to.

http://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/central/the-boys-at-burger-u rg e-and-their-latest-marketing-stunt-thats-offending-customers/story-fn8 m0qb4-1226535608322

They sent out condoms as a marketing ploy with the same "get intimate" with their beef line. So yeah they are just trying to get publicity but it clearly is meant to be sexual.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf

2013-03-01 11:42:01 AM

Australian Christian Lobby is apparently the Australian version of One Million Moms

MeanJean

2013-03-01 12:28:52 PM

Ms Francis also railed against Burger Urge's condom promotion and said it could catch out children who loved getting the mail.

Balloons!

kid_icarus

2013-03-01 12:35:33 PM

Need_MindBleach: I'm more confused why the cow is wearing a top hat and monocle.

Dude, because it's fancy eatin'!

stuffy

2013-03-01 12:46:53 PM

Yuck was the first thing I thought.

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