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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Revenge is a dish best served immediately, and at 1500 psi   ( ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line
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2013-03-01 11:52:15 AM  
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jankyboy: "... charged  with assault, disorderly conduct, and criminal trespass."

Really, assault? Did he power wash one of the employees?

Assault - putting someone into apprehension of immediate danger of being harmed. E.g., "what if he'd opened the door, or the window disappeared?!?"
2013-03-01 11:19:39 AM  
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/is gonna pressure wash other things, if you know what I mean.
2013-03-01 03:21:35 PM  
1 vote:

Watermelon meets pressure washer... OMG!
2013-03-01 12:24:37 PM  
1 vote:


My bad... thought assault had to include contact.

/good thing IANAL

Actual contact = battery. The two charges can be applied together (especially on television) but they're different.
2013-03-01 11:32:01 AM  
1 vote:

cig-mkr: 1500 psi ? What a pussy pressure washer that is.

That's still more than enough to rip clean through your skin like a laser from a couple feet away.
2013-03-01 11:29:39 AM  
1 vote:
Some of those pressure washers are no farking joke. We had to clean every last spec of dirt from our vehicles in Kuwait, and the washers would chip paint off like it was nothing, and carve chunks out of the asphalt and your overboots. Knocked dirt off like a champ, though. Usualy along with whatever the dirt was attached to.

/Of course we spent a good deal of time carving up the asphalt, because 'fark yo carwash'.
//Also we were the first ones to use the new wash unit, so there was plenty of fresh clean 'canvas' to draw on.
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