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(WWL)   Woman doesn't want to tell family she miscarried, pretends to be abducted by 'unknown black man,' is found in the swamp, says she gave birth after being raped, searchers hunt for live infant in swamp, woman admits it's all a hoax. The Aristocrats   ( wwl.com) divider line
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2013-02-28 09:51:39 PM  
10 votes:
What the hell is it with imaginary black men? They can't go five minutes without raping someone or carving a backwards letter on someone's face. You can call me an imaginary racist all you want but I think most of our imaginary problems could be solved if we just shipped them all back to imaginary Africa.
2013-02-28 08:13:10 PM  
3 votes:
That black guy is screwed.
2013-03-01 03:28:08 PM  
2 votes:
She just told me she needed help busting up a chiffarobe.
2013-02-28 10:51:25 PM  
2 votes:
Okay, unrelated... I was doing a GIS for "South Park some Puerto Rican guy" and this came up. It's... awesome.

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2013-02-28 10:24:30 PM  
2 votes:
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If he did exist he'd look something like this
2013-02-28 10:16:45 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-28 10:12:03 PM  
2 votes:
So who causes more problems, Unknown Black Man or Some Puerto-Rican Guy?
2013-03-01 09:04:21 AM  
1 vote:

MythDragon: How do you stop five imaginary black men from raping a white woman?

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2013-03-01 09:02:38 AM  
1 vote:

Because People in power are Stupid: [media.wwltv.com image 198x264]

Don't lie, you want some of that.

2013-02-28 10:27:44 PM  
1 vote:

Ghastly: What the hell is it with imaginary black men?

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2013-02-28 08:15:26 PM  
1 vote:
All five of them.
2013-02-28 08:13:57 PM  
1 vote:
Foret says Brown apparently was pregnant at one point, but lost the baby months ago.

"She was pregnant, but she miscarried the baby and didn't want to tell her family," said Foret. "So she continued to tell them that she was pregnant and picked today as the potential due date and I guess made up the rest of the story to try and cover up the fact that she actually wasn't pregnant."

Detectives arrested the woman on a charge of criminal mischief for filing a false complaint.

Yeah, but did they already hang the black guy?
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