4seasons85!: Wasn't there a guys gone wild a while back?
semiotix: ongbok: Francis isn't bankrupt, he is still rolling in millions. He is sacrificing the GGW brand to try to get out of the lawsuits against the company.Yeah, he's always going to have money. When you've had the kind of monetary throughput he has, it finds ways to stick to you such that you're never really poor, no matter how douchey or careless. Symbiotic lawyers and accountants appear to create iron-clad annuities out of your pocket change, to guard against the inevitable financial catastrophe.That said, Francis is one of the few slimy douchebags whose riches I don't begrudge, because they're obviously not doing anything to cut through his misery. I wouldn't give more than 2:1 odds that he's dead within the next three years.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Two things:1.) Every time I watch the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Commando and listen to the steel-drum score, I think: "The music must've been done by the Girls Gone Wild Commercial Orchestra."
Polyhazard: GGW disgusts the fark out of me. Same with Hooters.Get some real porn, you wanna-be date-rapists.
foxyshadis: That said, Francis is one of the few slimy douchebags whose riches I don't begrudge, because they're obviously not doing anything to cut through his misery. I wouldn't give more than 2:1 odds that he's dead within the next three years.Yeah, but I would have given those odds in the 90's, yet here he is still. He's too much of an asshole to die, more likely.
CruiserTwelve: The whole thing was a scam.lawyers are training their sites on the company
CruiserTwelve: The whole thing was a scam.
cman: My headline was better D:
hej: What's faulty about a business model that lasted 15 years and made millions upon millions of dollars?
Jahx: Lil disappointed that this didn't turn into a boobs thread. Not gonna lie.
TommyymmoT: CruiserTwelve: The whole thing was a scam.The corporation went belly up, not he, himself.See my earlier posts. He's doing just fine."Corporate responsibility", is an oxymoron.
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