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(C|Net)   Ellison buys a Hawaiian airline to go with his Hawaiian island. It doesn't take an oracle to figure out where this is going   ( divider line
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3416 clicks; posted to Geek » on 28 Feb 2013 at 3:18 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-28 04:38:11 PM  
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fst_creeper: B-36 Wheels for reference:
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it's crazy to think how small people used to be.
2013-02-28 02:49:45 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-02-28 04:23:44 PM  
2 votes:
The new airline will use all new aircraft.  Each aircraft will need 747 engines to fly level, Saturn 5 primary thrusters for JATO, and the wheels from a B-36 for surface pressure but will manage to seat half the passengers as the existing aircraft, have a top speed  of 90 knots and the pilots will need to speak Greek for some reason.
2013-02-28 03:37:18 PM  
2 votes:
You know, I was hoping that the headline meant Harlan Ellison. Just for the crotchety-ness and inevitable litigation.
2013-02-28 05:00:11 PM  
1 vote:
C'mon, we all know what he's been working on.
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2013-02-28 04:36:38 PM  
1 vote:
B-36 Wheels for reference:
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2013-02-28 04:35:36 PM  
1 vote:

MrEricSir: Who knew that selling buggy software with severe security problems could be so profitable?

Bill Gates?
2013-02-28 03:35:44 PM  
1 vote:

IC Stars: As someone who trying to install Forms and Reports 11g, I am getting a kick in the pants out of this...

1. Install WebSphere
2. Install patches to to bring it up to the required, version, because, you know Oracle can't be bothered to create a new installer.
3. Install 11g Database
4. See number 2.
5. Install Forms and Reports
6. See number 2.
7. Shoot self in head.

Holy shiat, I remember my days as a Websphere admin!   And unfortunately, now that I do remember, I have to go have a seizure.
2013-02-28 02:09:13 PM  
1 vote:
building an airforce to attack benioff's hawaiian fortress?
2013-02-28 01:56:46 PM  
1 vote:
Hawaii doesn't think it's Larry Ellison?
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