farkeruk: The Mesa Police Department said they received a complaint on Feb. 22 from a woman who claimed that her cab driver had told her she wouldn't have to pay for her trip if she performed sexual acts for him.The woman said she declined, and paid her fare when they arrived at her location.Look, women. Either you can be the independent women, going out there into the world and taking no crap. Or you can go back to being chaperoned. I don't mind. What I ain't going to take is that you're equal to any man, when you go crying to the police over something like this.
filter: Is there a law against this?Is there a law against exchanging a nice meal and a few drinks for sex? I thought that was how dating worked.You may think sex is free, but one way or another, men always end up paying for it.
KrispyKritter: my psychoanalyst has the bad habit of telling stories about other patients. told me about an over-sexed cab driver in my town who drove a sister to the Jersey Shore (from way up in NoNJ Action Park country) and along the way couldn't help but be himself. and she was nice enough to give him a hand job.next thing you know he's on a nasty block in Atlantic City scared shiatless while some brothers are loading his trunk up with things you don't want in your trunk. when the nubian princess got back into the cab he began to object and she reminded him about his hack license, certain laws, a recent handjob and that she's got a trunk load of goods to deliver to NYC pronto.when all was said and done she didn't pay him a dime and also hit him up for $100.00 to keep her mouth shut. the kicker: my psychoanalyst didn't realize there's only one cabbie in my town, right down the block from me. i wish he would quit telling me stories.
Amos Quito: "Police said on Tuesday Vincent voluntarily went to the Mesa Police Department for an interview.While speaking with police, Vincent reportedly admitted that he had offered the women rides in exchange for sexual favors."[media.azfamily.com image 432x240]Poster Boy for "Don't Talk to Police"
danielscissorhands: "Well at least he doesn't look like a serial killer or anything"*looks at mug shot again*Oh, Jesus...
The_Sponge: //Crack ho once offered a beej instead of cash.
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