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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   PRO TIPS FOR THIEVES: Always have a plan, always have a getaway car and always put your teeth in beforehand   ( wpbf.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Publix, getaway car, teeth, clerk  
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2115 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2013 at 6:22 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-27 06:26:40 PM  
Why is forgetting to put your teeth in a pro tip?
2013-02-27 06:28:09 PM  
Maybe the thief wanted to get arrested so he could get free health care?
2013-02-27 06:34:08 PM  
What a clever misdirection!  Cops will be looking only for subby's mom.
2013-02-27 06:35:12 PM  
The police down there really need to take a bite out of crime.
2013-02-27 06:55:38 PM  
Pro tip is a stupid, douchey thing to say.
2013-02-27 06:59:27 PM  
But what if your getaway plan includes giving someone a gummer?
2013-02-27 07:11:18 PM  
Give me the money and a box of Polident.
2013-02-28 02:19:44 AM  

blatz514: Why is forgetting to put your teeth in a pro tip?

So you don't gum up your chance to get away.
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