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(New Jersey 101.5)   Fark-ready headline: Did you buy Chinese male enhancement pills recently?   ( divider line
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2013-02-28 03:06:51 AM  
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I find the cheapest way to purchase Chinese Viagra is to get the locally produced stuff, and save the hefty shipping costs.

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2013-02-27 07:27:01 PM  
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ReapTheChaos: Are we talking size enhancement pills or erectile dysfunction pills?  In my opinion anyone who buys pills thinking they will make his dick bigger deserves to get ripped off.


TFA calls them "male enhancement pills", and I'm pretty sure "Male Enhancement" is usually code for "Bullshiat snake oil sold as something to make your dick bigger."

Anyway, all the Viagra and Cialis generics sold online are made in India, and while there are plenty of bad dealers over there (con artists who will send you sugar pills or worse), there are also many who are legit and just working around the United States' prescription requirements.

This is what happens when you deal with black market or grey market pharmaceuticals. Just exercise caution and be smart.

Incidentally, the Indian businesses that sell ED pills without prescription also provide others, like the prescription-only pills for GERD, and they are decent generics. It's sort of sad that our pharmaceutical companies can overcharge for these pills just because they are by prescription (and therefore aimed at insurance companies paying for them). The Indian dealers can deliver them for a fraction of the price listed at your neighborhood pharmacy.

I'm not recommending anything. I'm just stating an opinion.
2013-02-27 07:11:12 PM  
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FARK rebel soldier:

also magically makes them fark fewer people and catch more STDs at the same time.
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Israeli chicks wait till they're 16 to lose their virginity and only have 10 sex partners in their lives? BORING.

Also are they counting only Jewish Israelis (however Israelis define "Jew" these days), or are they including Israeli Arabs (a.k.a. Palestinians), most of whom are Muslim, or members of the various ethnic and/or religious minorities (Druze, Armenians, etc.)? It's true that even a paragon of multiculturality such as myself usually pictures a Jew who (at least) "looks Jewish" when one says "Israeli" but that's such diminishing category that they're winkingly importing Russian Orthodox mobsters who claim they're Jews because they're at least white and "Western." Next thing you know they'll be discovering that the Appalachian "Scotch-Irish" are a Lost Tribe and paying us to move there.

I do prefer women who start early (even if they don't have Clintonian sex for a few years) and who rack up at least 10 partners (of any sex/gender, whatever they do) by their 20th birthday. It's not that easy for me to relate to women who never got around much, and it's very rare that a lifetime non-slut will be able to relate to me: usually the history of rampant bisexuality freaks them out even if they absorb the "but not since 1986" and "tested negative for HIV half a dozen times since 1990 and will be glad to have you in the room when I get another negative test result" parts. You'd think only women are allowed get buttsexed and then only because their boyfriends pressure them and get them drunk. (Which I don't get: what is the point of buttsexing an XX woman?)

Back to the topic: I read somewhere that most American men who think their willies are way small are actually mistaken, and I myself noticed more larger-than-normal penii than tiny ones. Maybe you guys who think you're under-endowed need to start seeking out gay men to compare yourselves too, and then only because most straight men would be freaked out by the idea. Seriously, just get out & around more, you'll most likely find out you don't need enlargement either. And forget the ludicrously over-endowed: those things are for looking at, not for actually dealing with. ("Dude, ever considered sanding it down?")

Pro-tip: use a wide-angle lens.
2013-02-27 07:03:39 PM  
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Are we talking size enhancement pills or erectile dysfunction pills?  In my opinion anyone who buys pills thinking they will make his dick bigger deserves to get ripped off.
2013-02-27 05:48:31 PM  
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Yeah if Chinese enhancement pills worked Asians wouldn't be the least hung in the world. That's why I buy west African enhancement pills.
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