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(Quartz)   Music industry grows for the first time since 1998. Music execs continue to frantically search for someone new who will date Taylor Swift   ( qz.com) divider line
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531 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Feb 2013 at 10:19 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-27 11:16:56 AM  
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They could just give me a call.  I'd date her.  My wife would be mad at first, but I think she'd get over it pretty quickly.  It's not like I'd have to do Taylor, so it wouldn't really be infidelity.  I'd hang around for the run off cash and gifts that would come my way.  Seems a pretty painless way to get some free stuff.  And since I don't listen to her music, I don't really care if she writes a 3 disc anthology about how much I suck.

/Challenge Accepted
2013-02-27 10:42:44 AM  
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JohnAnnArbor: Tom Cruise.

Imagine that for a moment. Tabloid heaven.

That would awesome; just to see how they will try to minimize the 5" height difference between them.
2013-02-27 10:25:41 AM  
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Revenue from digital music last year totaled $5.6 billion, while physical music brought in $9.4 billion.

Who... who is buying physical media?  Are vinylheads buying that many records?
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