bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.[nightsons.com image 424x203]In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.Put that on your Youtube channel.Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.
bel4sucks: Translation: Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT! My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!
bel4sucks: Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.
Cyrus the Mediocre: Pista: Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?They're smashing up old boats?I believe a Gallons is where they used to hang people.Also, there's a reason they do this: their latest practical joke has generated three million views in three days
bel4sucks: porcupine tree: This is all I hear...Oh no! Someone recommended an ass whipping on the internet! Surely, the peaceful society we have worked so hard to create will fall apart. Only by denouncing this brutish behavior, can I show that I am a superior being and lead others to be as virtuous and annoyingly douchey as myself.Awww son you mad now? I can't decide which is funnier, a bunch of keyboard jockeys demanding a beating for a minor offense, or the psych bloopers I've been watching on yt for the last hour.It is funny how a schmuck like you comes in talking about I'm the one that is trying to claim I'm superior,because I'm not looking for an over-the-top reaction to something minor. You're probably another one of those dorks who goes running into a thread salivating that someone who committed a minor crime might get raped in prison though. Oh but look, you're a texan. No wonder.
bel4sucks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.Too Pretty For Prison: It sure in the fark ought to be. You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat? They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it. That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.LOL the only thing on Fark that gets all the ITGs all farked off more than a teenager farkin around is a thread about hipsters.Seriously, either you "men" were either the most boring kids in the universe, or you're just lying about the shiat you did as a kid. Destroying 10 dollars worth of product isn't worth an ass beating, no matter what your parents did to you.
Smokey the Bare: FTFA: "Unfortunately, they're stupid..." said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven."Pot, meet kettle.
dc0012c: I don't think they should come to any harm, they should just be required to pay for the milk and juice they trashed. Not their parents, the kids themselves. They should also remunerate the stores for the hours spent to clean it up. Maybe even be required to spend a commensurate amount of time working in those stores, cleaning up the mess from other idiots like themselves. If they can't or won't, a month in juvvie should suffice.
joe8122: What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.
bel4sucks: Lemmy Kilmister: You know, when I was that age I had enough sense to pull pranks on my own schoolmates, not people who had nothing to do with it. I was brought up with enough care and logic to know that wasting food was terrible, and going to shiat on someone elses private property wasn't right. And i'm not even that old.you go ahead. keep codling a generation of self entitled shiatheads. I'll send them your way after I fire themTranslation: Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT! My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!
bel4sucks: Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is petty violence.
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