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		Six things to never, ever say to women from hooterville with gigantic sweater puppies ( huffingtonpost.com)		42
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The_Sponge

2013-02-27 12:50:26 AM

11 votes:

"Breasts are like model trains. They're meant for kids, but sooner or later, dad starts playing with them."

/Forgot where I first read that.

ZAZ

2013-02-26 10:12:47 PM

7 votes:

If we can't point out her big boobs, should we go back to discussing her huge ass?

Omahawg

2013-02-27 01:14:00 AM

6 votes:

mamoru

2013-02-26 11:38:01 PM

5 votes:

Talk about a misleading headline in TFA: 'Big Boobs' And Other Things To Never Say To A Busty Lady (PHOTOS)

Yeah, by "PHOTOS", they meant a slide show of other apparently inappropriate comments from Facebook and Twitter, and NOT big boobs. Screw you, HuffPo. Screw you and the horse you rode in on. >:(

gunther_bumpass

2013-02-27 01:12:10 AM

3 votes:

"What's wrong baby, are ya sick or something?"

"I have a cold"

"Hope it's not a chest cold..."

"What?"

"Because with a chest like that, it could be fatal."

/obscure?

Snotnose

2013-02-26 10:18:22 PM

3 votes:

List fails without "Can I motorboat those?"

oldtaku

2013-02-27 03:21:16 AM

2 votes:

'Is it true you can survive for two months on the water you store in those?'

Owangotang

2013-02-27 03:12:09 AM

2 votes:

Hey I will stop asking about your colossal jigglypuffs when I stop being asked about the bulge in the front of my pants. It's like a dude can't wear slacks with boxers underneath anymore without the office becoming worse than an opening night showing of Magic Mike...women are cra-zee

megarian

2013-02-27 02:48:38 AM

2 votes:

OgreMagi: megarian: As an owner of breasticles,

We have no proof of your claim.

I would provide proof, but they are outside right now because they've been acting up and I don't want them chewing on the furniture.

super_grass

2013-02-27 02:05:55 AM

2 votes:

Boobs or not, the writer is clearly on the rag.

pootel

2013-02-27 01:40:08 AM

2 votes:

How could you not label this one "old and busted"!?

Omahawg

2013-02-27 01:35:19 AM

2 votes:

ah well, i prefer small to medium anyway

shall we begin?

FARK rebel soldier

2013-02-27 01:23:41 AM

2 votes:

hooterville

1000 Ways to Dye

2013-02-27 01:22:53 AM

2 votes:

Chariset

2013-02-26 11:26:20 PM

2 votes:

"So... areolas the size of dinner plates, huh?"

bingethinker

2013-02-26 10:11:34 PM

2 votes:

Oh wonderful, another thing to be hypersensitive about.

Banned on the Run

2013-02-27 12:45:53 PM

1 vote:

I'm still recovering from Friday's thread

eas81

2013-02-27 11:55:18 AM

1 vote:

Grandemadaca: ZAZ: If we can't point out her big boobs, should we go back to discussing her huge ass sweet, sweet can?

FTFY

Ima_Lurker

2013-02-27 10:20:19 AM

1 vote:

Is this the thread where I EIP for BIE?

Found this in a GIS for "hooterville sweater puppies"

Altourus

2013-02-27 10:07:04 AM

1 vote:

CeroX

2013-02-27 08:30:48 AM

1 vote:

Towermonkey: Two boob threads in less than a week, my cup runneth over, so to speak.

Given this thread... a smaller bra could make many a cup runneth over... and that would be a beautiful thing

wax66

2013-02-27 07:48:53 AM

1 vote:

tl;dr:
"I'm insecure about my body. Please don't mention anything about it."

Xenomech

2013-02-27 07:21:22 AM

1 vote:

crabsno termites

2013-02-27 04:13:46 AM

1 vote:

encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: guess I'll make a contribution.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x1283]
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.

ohgoddammitthankyousomuch.

And just because you were nice enough to reply.....more NSFW. That dude's gallery.

OHTHANKYOUSOGODDAMVERYMUCH!

Invoking the power of Google. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW VERY NSFW

/have nothing better to do

Is there anything better to do?

crabsno termites

2013-02-27 03:20:56 AM

1 vote:

"Got milk?"

Harry_Seldon

2013-02-27 02:39:23 AM

1 vote:

slackananda

2013-02-27 02:27:28 AM

1 vote:

From TFA: "Do unto others' breasts as you would have done onto your own."

I don't think the author thought this one all the way through.....

Sinister 161

2013-02-27 02:03:52 AM

1 vote:

Side order of wings please.

Shadow Blasko

2013-02-27 01:53:21 AM

1 vote:

kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?

Because they, unlike myself, have little faith that the twin muses of temptation and exhibitionism will smile upon their weary fates.

I myself am ever vigilant and hopeful that the wondrous and artistic imagery of the gifts that only the gods can bestow upon the blessed women of these lands will grace my inbox.

fusillade762

2013-02-27 01:52:31 AM

1 vote:

BOOBIES THREAD!

Omahawg

2013-02-27 01:36:04 AM

1 vote:

farkingismybusiness

2013-02-27 01:30:16 AM

1 vote:

Mama?

megarian

2013-02-27 01:26:39 AM

1 vote:

howdoibegin: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.

Maybe you're right...and you probably are, but she kind of sounded like a twunt.

HighZoolander

2013-02-27 01:17:33 AM

1 vote:

Is that a motorboat in your sweater or will that just be me?

log_jammin

2013-02-27 01:14:03 AM

1 vote:

so basically don't mention them in any way.

Handsome B. Wonderful

2013-02-27 01:12:49 AM

1 vote:

"Can I get 2 pickets to Titsburgh" is still ok?

doctor_sbaits0

2013-02-27 01:10:07 AM

1 vote:

Get back in the kitchen and make my sammich.

rebelyell2006

2013-02-27 01:10:06 AM

1 vote:

What I say in those circumstances:

meat0918

2013-02-27 01:09:52 AM

1 vote:

Missing:

Have you thought about losing some weight?

SpdrJay

2013-02-27 01:04:03 AM

1 vote:

"We saw your boobs....

We saw your boobs...."

Zarquon's Flat Tire

2013-02-26 11:38:09 PM

1 vote:

Aww poor thing, you have the Konami Code of real life.

Bob_Laublaw

2013-02-26 09:43:01 PM

1 vote:

Geez Louise. No wonder I can't get a date.

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