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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   ( fark.com) divider line
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2013-02-26 08:59:24 PM  
This Woman's Work by Kate Bush...depressing on every level.
Sour Times by Portishead
2013-02-26 09:00:20 PM  
"I Think I Farted" by Taryn Southern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7JZ4F3zJdY&feature=youtube_gdata_pla y er
2013-02-26 09:03:51 PM  

ipxodi: Trivia Jockey: Paradise By the Dashboard Light

It would cost damn near $100 for a lapdance to this one.

Then how about Inna Gadda Divida?   Thats only 22 minutes.....

That would be pretty cool, I'm imagining what the drum solo would look like.

2013-02-26 09:04:19 PM  
2013-02-26 09:07:15 PM  
Daddy's little girl
2013-02-26 09:08:36 PM  
"Happy Boy" - The Beat Farmers
2013-02-26 09:09:00 PM  
Alice Cooper "Only women bleed"

or a great stripper song.
2013-02-26 09:16:07 PM  
Might be funny to request that Tiny Tim "Having a Wonderful Time" song just to see what the effect is.

/certainly didn't come to suggest Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, if that's what you're thinking
2013-02-26 09:16:21 PM  
"It's Raining Men" at a female strip club.
2013-02-26 09:20:02 PM  
ok, I didn't make it thru all 500+ comments...did I miss "Having My Baby" by Paul Anka?
2013-02-26 09:20:41 PM  

Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: megarian: Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

It's good in a threatening, creepy way.


I like. Not good for stripping, though.

Indeed (x2)

One of the better covers I've been introduced to lately.

Truth be told, I've not been to such an establishment since the year Mr. Cobain decided to utilize a Remington .20 gauge  as a trephine. Actually, the same week (as i recall that was quite the topic of conversation among the employees. So it's quite possible that the music under discussion HAS been used somewhere,

/not a prude. I just happily unburdened myself of the sole reason i was going (to meet my connection).

Hm. Maybe we know each other. "Connecting" was what paid for 2 years if my college. ;)
2013-02-26 09:20:46 PM  
2013-02-26 09:21:32 PM  
Old Man River.
2013-02-26 09:31:12 PM  
"excitable boy", Warren Zevon
2013-02-26 09:35:02 PM  
The Horst Wessel song
2013-02-26 09:39:32 PM  
Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)
2013-02-26 09:42:07 PM  
Tool - Hooker with a Penis
/listening to that as i read the thread by coincidence
2013-02-26 09:46:37 PM  
Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
2013-02-26 09:47:49 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: Hail to the Chief

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Hey, you KNOW that's been done before!
2013-02-26 09:48:25 PM  

dopekitty74: Tool - Hooker with a Penis
/listening to that as i read the thread by coincidence

I think that might be kind of hot.
2013-02-26 09:57:06 PM  
Velvet Underground - Heroin
2013-02-26 09:57:28 PM  
'Honey' Bobby - Goldsboro

2013-02-26 10:05:11 PM  
Frankly: anything sung by Sammy Hagar... the contrast to David Lee just makes Sammy's versions SO unsexy.

2013-02-26 10:07:24 PM  
I can't believe no one's suggested "C Is For Cookie".
2013-02-26 10:13:27 PM  

robinmi: Those Sarah McLachlan songs in the SPCA commercials.

This gets my vote

But anyone who has been to a gentleman's club in China would say "anything that involves drunk men doing karaoke"
2013-02-26 10:15:56 PM  
Major Tom

Weasle Stomping Day

Pretty much anything by Tom Lehrer...
2013-02-26 10:20:01 PM  

calbert: /makes me wonder if someone can pull-off Bette Midler-The Rose.

Yeah, but I'd go limp; so it's not worth it.

57 Channels (And Nothin' On) - Bruce Springsteen
2013-02-26 10:26:02 PM  

dopekitty74: Detachable penis (in a male stripper venue)

Anyone know who sings that? I want to say Primus..
2013-02-26 10:26:20 PM  
2013-02-26 10:30:38 PM  
2013-02-26 10:33:36 PM  
I think any song by The Smiths.
"Girlfriend in a Coma"
"Meat is Murder"
"I want the one I can't have"
"Suffer little children"

Actually, "reel around the fountain" might work in a strange, felonistic sort of way that I do not condone.
2013-02-26 10:34:12 PM  

spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna

I would pay for that!
2013-02-26 10:34:15 PM  

lepton68: Creep

If the stripper was crying WHILE stripping to Creep...hmmm...

...just sayin' ;)
2013-02-26 10:35:58 PM  
En Vogue - Never Gonna Get It
2013-02-26 10:39:35 PM  
I've always wanted a lap dance to Sleep's Dopesmoker.
2013-02-26 10:45:34 PM  
The absolute worst?
Eshet Hayil

/Hands down.
2013-02-26 10:53:34 PM  

twofedoras: Goodbye Horses
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It's been done - at a fetish show, and well, at that!
2013-02-26 10:54:36 PM  
"Right to Kill" by Whitehouse.
2013-02-26 10:57:17 PM  
The Lady is a Tramp
2013-02-26 10:57:39 PM  

Savage Belief: FA91: I'd either have to go with "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry or "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Save Ferris' version of Come on Eileen is much better.

Speaking of people I'd like to see naked...

/what happened to that band, anyways?
2013-02-26 10:59:37 PM  
DOA by Bloodrock - easy to interpretively dance but everyone dies in the end!
2013-02-26 11:03:27 PM  
The 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS jingle.
2013-02-26 11:07:12 PM  
Super Mario bros.
Weird Al - Fat
2013-02-26 11:13:00 PM  
Each one is bad for a different reason.

Jermaine Stewart - We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off
Frank Zappa- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
2013-02-26 11:16:48 PM  
"Dominiqe" The Singing Nun. ( Props to American Horror Story)

"50 State Capitals" as sung by Wakko Warner

"My Bologna has a first name"


Mr. Softee Ice cream truck music
2013-02-26 11:17:53 PM  
Trouble - by Cat Stevens

Real Bad News - by Aimee Mann (pretty much anything by Aimee Mann is too depressing to be a stripper song.)


Dress Blues by Jason Isbell (Drive By Truckers)

2013-02-26 11:20:16 PM  
Jesus loves the little children
2013-02-26 11:21:06 PM  
99 Bottles of Beer on The Wall
2013-02-26 11:21:35 PM  
If you're a stripper, any long song has to be the worst.  Think Stairway to Heaven or Freebird.  If you're a patron in the VIP, those long songs would be the best!
2013-02-26 11:22:40 PM  
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