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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   ( fark.com) divider line
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2013-02-26 06:42:09 PM  
I Will Wait For You - Connie Francis
Look on Down from the Bridge -- Mazzy Star (one of my favourite songs)
2013-02-26 06:42:12 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Air Supply

If you want Air Supply, I would have gone for "All Out of Love."
2013-02-26 06:42:13 PM  
Thick as a Brick. The full version.
2013-02-26 06:42:17 PM  

Master Sphincter: spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna

Stop perpetuating the use of the wrong name for that piece.

Marry me. Also. Have danced to that. It fell about as flat as the Imperial March. #sadface
2013-02-26 06:42:27 PM  
"Polly" Nirvana
2013-02-26 06:43:41 PM  
The wheels on the Bus
followed by Bingo was his Name
(of course this would be with the strippers dressed as teachers and me laying on a blanky)
2013-02-26 06:43:50 PM  
Benny and the Jets, by Elton John.

2013-02-26 06:43:54 PM  

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

That's by King Missile. Not Primus.
2013-02-26 06:44:01 PM  

Pawprint: Anything from the "Ultra Depressing Songs of the '70s" catalog. I see Seasons in the Sun was already mentioned, so I'll add

Billy Don't Be a Hero
One Tin Soldier
Run, Joey, Run

and on a different note,

That Smell

Along the "depressing" lines, how about "One" by Metallica?
2013-02-26 06:44:02 PM  
Iron & Wine "Trapeze Swinger"
2013-02-26 06:44:23 PM  

Solid State Vittles: "Lonely" Tom Waits

The Piano Has Been Drinking
2013-02-26 06:45:05 PM  
"Chicken Wire" Pernice Brothers

Seriously, Google it.
2013-02-26 06:45:22 PM  
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank em both up...
2013-02-26 06:45:39 PM  
CSB time:

The first time I went to a strip club (21st birthday) one of the songs was Faith No More's "Epic". The lyric "It's in your face but you can't grab it" was a little on the nose.
2013-02-26 06:46:17 PM  
Stille Nacht - the German version of Silent Night
2013-02-26 06:46:18 PM  
For crying out loud, people, "Alone Again Naturally" Gilbert O'Sullivan.
2013-02-26 06:47:44 PM  
John Ashcroft "Let the Eagle Soar"
2013-02-26 06:48:38 PM  

santadog: Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus  King Missel Missile.


2013-02-26 06:48:48 PM  
"It's OK to Cry" Rosie Grier
2013-02-26 06:49:57 PM  
I Will Survive
2013-02-26 06:51:04 PM  
Theme from Jaws
2013-02-26 06:51:24 PM  

Enemabag Jones: Any Weird Al song would be a challenge, that or Mccarthy Park.

How about Albuquerque?

It would at least have the virtue of being long.
2013-02-26 06:51:35 PM  

Solty Dog: Stinkfist by Tool

I started laughing while getting a dance because I realized the dj was playing Prison Sex. Apparently the girl on stage had just gotten out of jail.
2013-02-26 06:51:49 PM  

Sinbox: Sonic Youth The Diamond Sea (the unabridged 25 minute version) (although that's not available on youtube)

Diamanda Galás Wild Women With Steak-Knives (The Homicidal Love Song For Solo Scream)

Diamanda Galás The Litanies of Satan

Lou Reed Metal Machine Music A-1

Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells side one

/now i 'like' (or rather, don't completely unappreciate) all of these to one degree or another (which is to say i've them all in my collection). However, none of them are at all anything i'd want to hear come out of speakers at a strip club.). Although I'd find it would have to be memorable to find a dancer who'd try to frame a routine around one or all.

I like the way you think...but I'd throw out side 4 for MMM, so she'd have to dance through the lock groove.
other fun:

Whitehouse's "Why You Never Became a Dancer"
Peter Sotos's "Buyer's Market" CD (any track)

and, for laffs, "Nights in White Satin," the entirety of Yes's "Tales from Topographic Oceans," Suicidal Tendencies, "I Saw Your Mommy..."

When I lived in Queens, there was this incredibly busted looking 24/7 strip club, and I thought it would be really fun to go in there at 7 AM on Mother's Day or Christmas.
2013-02-26 06:52:23 PM  

sleeping martyr: Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head

Those aren't raindrops.
2013-02-26 06:52:26 PM  
For crying out loud, people, "Alone Again Naturally" Gilbert O'Sullivan.

Nailed it.
2013-02-26 06:52:27 PM  

thecpt: savethenaugs: megarian:

Oh wow...thank you for that gift...

We're snowed in. Much appreciated.

try this one. Mighty strange video too.   It is even topical since you are snowed in.


I love these kinds of songs:
dynamite hack - boys in the hood originally Easy E

obadiah parker - Hey Ya originally Outkast
and there's always biatches ain't shiat.

/don't mind me, just bored waiting for things at work.

Still much appreciated :)
2013-02-26 06:53:45 PM  
John Lennon Imagine
2013-02-26 06:54:21 PM  
2013-02-26 06:54:21 PM  
Static x - bled for days
2013-02-26 06:54:24 PM  
Used to Love Her by GN'R
2013-02-26 06:55:03 PM  
butterfly kisses
2013-02-26 06:55:07 PM  

Soni: I used to DJ in a strip club  :)

Cats in the Cradle is the worst.

Mama I'm Coming Home (Ozzy) has no place in a strip club

this one girl used to request both of them... I finally told her to fark off, and played Steve Vai's "F*ck Yourself" followed by Why Does It Hurt When I Pee... lol

Cat's In The Cradle was my first thought.  The strippers might not cry but all the guys sure will.
2013-02-26 06:55:08 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Swans - Mother, My Body Disgusts Me

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face

John Cage - 4:33

The Wiggles - Fruit Salad

Ah....Hammer Smashed Face. A personal favorite.
2013-02-26 06:55:12 PM  
2013-02-26 06:56:28 PM  
2013-02-26 06:56:50 PM  

Solid State Vittles: "Lonely" Tom Waits

Even better: God's Away On Business
2013-02-26 06:57:40 PM  
"Welcome to Zombo com...this is Zombo com..."
2013-02-26 06:57:41 PM  
Ray Stevens - It's me again Margret
2013-02-26 06:58:04 PM  
Sabre Dance

You sick bastard.
2013-02-26 06:59:16 PM  
"Let Me Smell Yo Dick"
2013-02-26 06:59:22 PM  
The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
2013-02-26 06:59:32 PM  

edmo: Ugly GIrl

Cotton-Eyed Joe.  Any version.
2013-02-26 07:00:53 PM  
She Ain't Pretty, She Just Looks That Way
Three Dressed Up as a Nine
2013-02-26 07:00:55 PM  

Sinbox: John Lennon Imagine

A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine... yikes.
2013-02-26 07:01:24 PM  
"Hooker With A Penis" by Tool
2013-02-26 07:01:52 PM  
lighting crashes by live?  hurt by cash?

i think chariots of fire would be an interesting choice too.  not sure it would be bad, i'm just curious how that would go...
2013-02-26 07:02:43 PM  
Fly: Yoko Ono
2013-02-26 07:03:20 PM  
REM w/Kate Pierson, "Shiny Happy People"

/again ducks and runs
//actually loves both REM & the B's
2013-02-26 07:03:52 PM  
Various old sea shanties
Misfits: Who Killed Marilyn?
Hello pussycat on endless repeat (it just seems to never end).
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