thecpt: megarian: N.E.R.D - LapdanceCompletely counterproductive.NERD - all the girls standing in the line for the bathroomweirdest. dance. ever."my lap is wet. not sure if grossed out but flattered, or just grossed out."
The_Sponge: The #1 Answer:Christmas Shoes
IrieTom: Yakety Sax
Molavian: The_Sponge: The #1 Answer:Christmas ShoesYes, that's the one.
spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna
ravenlore: The Real Folk Blues?(I'd tip for awesomeness, but prolly not great for actual stripping)
Ryder79: Anything by Richard Cheese
JerseyTim: "Maps" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The_Sponge: Ryder79: Anything by Richard CheeseWhoa....let's not say things we can't take back.
Trivia Jockey: I_Am_Weasel: Trivia Jockey: "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry ChapinNot 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas?How about "Convoy"?I was going for the "I miss my children" vibe.
savethenaugs: megarian:Oh wow...thank you for that gift...We're snowed in. Much appreciated.try this one. Mighty strange video too. It is even topical since you are snowed in.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIYKPjalb6Q
ReapTheChaos: The Toadies: Possum Kingdom
The_Sponge: But a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
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