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(Fark)   Okay, based on the greenlit thread of the ten most common strip club songs, what would the absolute WORST song to request at a strip club?   ( fark.com) divider line
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2013-02-26 05:21:13 PM  
I've never requested "Don't Cry, Daddy" by Elvis, but I imagine a lot of dancers would just crater.
2013-02-26 05:21:33 PM  

downstairs: California Uber Alles

/Actually that may be a good one

Only if it's the version with Public Enemy and Dead Kennedys.
2013-02-26 05:21:42 PM  
I can ride my bike with no handle bars.
2013-02-26 05:22:00 PM  

The Snow Dog: The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

Thread over.
2013-02-26 05:22:07 PM  

Secret Agent X23: Fripp and Eno, "An Index of Metals."
Frank Zappa, "Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?"

  <----  Catholic Girls.
2013-02-26 05:22:41 PM  
Anything by Pink Floyd

Also, Devil Went Down to Georgia, but mostly because the dancer would probably pass out by the time the jig was up...
2013-02-26 05:22:54 PM  
GWAR - Have you seen me?
2013-02-26 05:23:22 PM  

valanienna: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Seconded. I have nothing to add but my support.
2013-02-26 05:23:25 PM  

Trivia Jockey: "Detachable Penis" by Primus

Wynonnas big brown beaver.
2013-02-26 05:23:29 PM  
Radiohead's "Fitter Happier" might dampen the festive mood.
2013-02-26 05:24:02 PM  

The Snow Dog: The Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

damn... i should have read the thread first...

/thread over man... thread over.
2013-02-26 05:24:35 PM  
Someone told me they once saw a weekday afternoon stripper dance to Fleetwood Mac's Landslide and were depressed for a week.
2013-02-26 05:24:37 PM  

Endive Wombat: Fish Heads

I'd pay to see that, WTF are you talking about?
2013-02-26 05:25:19 PM  
This little gem from our good friends Pantera

//to Dimebag!
2013-02-26 05:25:23 PM  
The Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying - Bloodhound Gang.
2013-02-26 05:25:27 PM  
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down
2013-02-26 05:25:57 PM  
"fast car" by Tracy Chapman.

I literally saw this happen, and it was pretty depressing.  Of course, I was in a strip club at 1:00 PM on a Tuesday afternoon, so there was a lot of depression going around.
2013-02-26 05:26:13 PM  
What about the theme song for Animaniacs?
2013-02-26 05:26:48 PM  

Mikey1969: Endive Wombat: Fish Heads

I'd pay to see that, WTF are you talking about?

"Fish Heads" was my Cub Scout den's theme song!
2013-02-26 05:27:12 PM  
Sixteen Candles -The Crests -1958Wrong on multiple levels.
2013-02-26 05:27:32 PM  

RedPhoenix122: cgraves67: Yackety Sax

I'd pay to see that.

Bonus points if someone falls off the stage or walks into a pole.
2013-02-26 05:27:56 PM  
Glass coffin - Death in June
2013-02-26 05:28:27 PM  
ohhh, even better...

Sublime - Wrong Way.
2013-02-26 05:30:17 PM  
A Boy Named Sue - unless you were in a transformer strip club and knew you were in a transformer strip club and actually wanted to be in a transformer strip club
2013-02-26 05:30:23 PM  

reillan: ohhh, even better...

Sublime - Wrong Way.

Never heard of it.
2013-02-26 05:30:33 PM  

It_Really_Does_Glisten: Me Llaman Calle

I love that song. But yeah...not a good strip club choice.
2013-02-26 05:30:47 PM  
Winona's got a Big Brown Beaver-Primus
Johnny Are You Queer?-Josie Cotton
2013-02-26 05:30:57 PM  
2013-02-26 05:31:04 PM  
I was gonna joke about the industrial parody of Friday by Rebecca Black, but listening to it, it actually might work:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA
2013-02-26 05:31:06 PM  
Dixie Beaudurant by Dan Baird."Gina didnt win cause she danced to Twisted SisterBut Dixie told the DJ "gimmie 3 steps" misterAnd all the gentlemen in the audienceBegan to rise...."Maybe both best and worst choice...
2013-02-26 05:32:13 PM  

FL8ME: Was at a strip club in Aventura area of Miami on Christmas Eve with a buddy of mine about 10 years ago.
It was just us, the DJ and a handful of girls. One girl came out on stage, and the DJ put on Adam Sandler's "Piece of shiat Car". The girl looked so confused. We tried to chat her up later and she didn't speak a lick of English either.


LOL,I was going to list that one, but was having a total brain fart, and couldn't remember the title, nor any of the lyrics.
2013-02-26 05:32:44 PM  

spcMike: Just once I want a lap dance to O Fortuna

Stop perpetuating the use of the wrong name for that piece.
2013-02-26 05:33:36 PM  
also, Death Cab for Cutie - I will follow you into the dark

...that would vacate the place
2013-02-26 05:33:57 PM  

valanienna: You Light Up My Life

(You're) Having My Baby
2013-02-26 05:34:22 PM  
I once had a lapdance to Porcelain by Moby. Fortunately it wasn't cut short by the DJ. It was... really good, actually.
2013-02-26 05:36:20 PM  

AtticusFinchEsq: spcMike: Cats in the cradle

This guy gets it.

Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast
2013-02-26 05:36:39 PM  

Nabb1: "Too Drunk to F*ck" by the Dead Kennedys

You beat me to it
2013-02-26 05:36:39 PM  
Sonic Youth The Diamond Sea (the unabridged 25 minute version) (although that's not available on youtube)

Diamanda Galás Wild Women With Steak-Knives (The Homicidal Love Song For Solo Scream)

Diamanda Galás The Litanies of Satan

Lou Reed Metal Machine Music A-1

Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells side one

/now i 'like' (or rather, don't completely unappreciate) all of these to one degree or another (which is to say i've them all in my collection). However, none of them are at all anything i'd want to hear come out of speakers at a strip club.). Although I'd find it would have to be memorable to find a dancer who'd try to frame a routine around one or all.
2013-02-26 05:37:04 PM  
Hurt, the Johnny Cash version.
2013-02-26 05:37:21 PM  
ugh, what was that song with Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow? Picture?

never again.... ugh!
2013-02-26 05:38:45 PM  
...I'd find imagine it would have...
2013-02-26 05:39:22 PM  
Angel - Sarah McLachlan
2013-02-26 05:39:45 PM  
My guess is that most Kate Bush songs will fall into this category.
2013-02-26 05:40:32 PM  

Sliding Carp: AtticusFinchEsq: spcMike: Cats in the cradle

This guy gets it.

Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast

Oh, Hell, yeah!
2013-02-26 05:40:44 PM  
The opening music from Lost - all ten seconds of it.
2013-02-26 05:40:44 PM  
If You See Her Say Hello
2013-02-26 05:40:56 PM  

calbert: the way he described it, "they were more concerned with the rhythm than with the lyrics" but some of that sh*t got weird especially when you had girls trying to dance to Jesus Christ Superstar.

In that case i have a winner: Only Time by Enya.

I had SDA friends who were convinced that that was great sex music. I shook my head said -- no, placebo is music you can fark to and they said NO Enya. They thought Enya was irresistible sexy music for girls.

I wouldn't have been bothered by them saying it had they been 13-14. These were 19-20 year old college students.
2013-02-26 05:42:14 PM  

hdhale: Sixteen Candles -The Crests -1958 Wrong on multiple levels.


Tell Laura I Love Her - Ray Peterson - 1960
Two Hour Honeymoon - Paul Hampton - 1960
Teen Angel - Mark Dinning and Alex Murray  - 1959
Last Kiss - Wayne Cochran - 1962
2013-02-26 05:42:52 PM  
forever young rod stewart
2013-02-26 05:43:38 PM  
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