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(The New York Times)   "The medical examiner's office will determine the cause of the woman's death." Given the fact that she was found in 4 bags, I think we can rule out natural causes (link fixed)   ( nytimes.com) divider line
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2013-02-26 03:41:55 PM  
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BronyMedic: /Desecration of human remains is not a felony.

You may want to check that.  I have a client who did 3 years for Abuse of a Corpse.
2013-02-27 03:14:03 AM  
1 vote:
I Dismember Mama
2013-02-26 04:06:14 PM  
1 vote:


 And it's not rape if you crack a cold one.

/Desecration of human remains is not a felony.

Where do you live?  Pretty much every state in the US, and most of the industrialized world has this one on the books as a crime.

he's saying it's not a felony. not that it's not a crime.
2013-02-26 03:55:22 PM  
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So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.
2013-02-26 03:48:35 PM  
1 vote:
I have a feeling Bronymedic is destroying evidence as we speak.
2013-02-26 03:41:35 PM  
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BronyMedic: calbert: fwiw subby, she actually could've died from natural causes and then the dismemberment occurred.

that's why they perform an autopsy.

Came here to say this. It'a not murder if you shoot a corpse in the head. And it's not rape if you crack a cold one.

/Desecration of human remains is not a felony.

Actually it would appear that in quite a few places in the US it is a felony. I know this because of my learnings and the fact that your post made me Google it.
2013-02-26 03:38:11 PM  
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Four bags? Pfft. Amateur!

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2013-02-26 02:42:37 PM  
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Link requires registration. Bad subby, bad.
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2013-02-26 02:37:51 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know.  I've been told that some people just fall to pieces at the smallest thing.
2013-02-26 02:22:39 PM  
1 vote:
I'm thinking "suicide" is also off the table.
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