MurphyMurphy: mesmer242: Well, subby, is there a disease you do want?A priapism wouldn't be so bad, at first anyways.../yeah i know, condition not disease
Cagey B: You know those raccoons you see running around in the street sometimes near your house?They may be carrying this."If the larvae are in a paratenic host, they break into the bloodstream and enter various organs, particularly the central nervous system. A great deal of damage occurs wherever the larva tries to make a home. In response to the attack, the body attempts to destroy it by walling it off or killing it. The larva moves rapidly to escape, seeking out the liver, eyes, spinal cord or brain."Sleep tight.
Kumana Wanalaia: Did they find out how many eggs it laid in your brain, Smithers?
MagSeven: BKITU: Psylence: Take me down to the parasite city...Where the phlegm is green and the lungs are cyst-y...Oh won't you please be my hooo-ooahh-host...
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