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(KSOO Sioux Falls)   Holy Hyperbole Batman - South Dakota Politician Calls MMA the 'Child Porn' of Sports   ( ksoo.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Representative Steve Hickey, South Dakota, MMA, mixed martial arts  
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5088 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2013 at 1:59 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-26 02:05:07 PM  
8 votes:
We should trust this man. He's a Republican, a politician, AND a Pastor. I believe he knows what he's talking about, at least when it comes to child porn.
2013-02-26 02:00:24 PM  
4 votes:
Yeah, well South Dakota is the NAMBLA of states.
2013-02-26 02:57:05 PM  
2 votes:

Tyrone Slothrop: Are any of the participants there without their consent? No? Then it doesn't even come close to child porn.

No, no, no; you've completely missed his point.  It's like child porn in that child post crosses a some societal, normative, or moral line.  I mean, in that respect you could compare anything to child porn.

That pink lawn flamingo?  That's the child porn of lawn decorations, according to your HOA.

Running a red light?  That's the child porn of driving a vehicle.

Hanging your toilet paper so that it hangs down instead of over?  That's the child porn of keeping your bathroom stocked.  If you have guests and you've run out of toilet paper entirely, I'm pretty sure that's double child porn.
2013-02-26 05:54:11 PM  
1 vote:
MMA matches are far more gentle and loving than any of the child porn I've made seen heard of...
2013-02-26 04:44:32 PM  
1 vote:

Pitabred: 0100010: Latinwolf: danno_to_infinity:  Latinwolf: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 294x172]
I'm not sure, but I think there's an image here.  it isn't black on white like the usual text, I see some smudges of color.
Could you post a smaller image so it disappears between the pixels, please?

Couldn't find a bigger one but I recall someone in another thread posting it. Be my guest and look for it.

Or just track down the Penny Arcade page it's from...   http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/7/15

That would require you to know it was a Penny Arcade comic in the first place. Thanks for the link, though.

It's a webcomic posted on fark and not xkcd stick-figures. You've got like an 85% chance of Penny Arcade.
2013-02-26 03:35:49 PM  
1 vote:
What's gymnastics then?
2013-02-26 03:11:21 PM  
1 vote:
That is utterly ridiculous.  MMA is not the "child porn" of sports.  It's the "rough gay porn" of sports.  Sheesh.
2013-02-26 03:06:16 PM  
1 vote:
Next he'll be saying that Monster swag is for trend following douches.
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