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(NPR)   Meet The Vaportini, a cocktail that is inhaled, not drank. Seriously...what the hell   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Vaportini, University of North Texas, The Salts, Time Out Chicago, West Loop  
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6579 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2013 at 9:55 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-26 09:31:54 AM  
3 votes:
This is Ron's complete lack of approval:

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2013-02-26 11:59:55 AM  
2 votes:

I'll pay your inhaled drink by letting you smell my wallet, how's that?.
2013-02-26 11:17:18 AM  
2 votes:
Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

Because you are attracted to me but shy and must use your position of authority to impress me?

No. Because you were weaving over the road. Have you had anything to drink tonight?

No sir! I have not had anything to drink tonight. In fact, I'm quite dehydrated. Doesn't that "serve" part of the badge include serving me some water? If so, I'd like it with light ice.

Sir, I believe you are intoxicated. Are you certain that you have had nothing to drink tonight?

Mister policeman, I can inequiva... inequival... inequiv... deny all charges of drinking. Now, if this is a which hunt, I can direct you to my wife. She's cursed my penis with flacididididity. I'm seeing a couple of other witches over at Skanky's Showclub. They can temporarily reverse the curse. The treatments work but, sadly, Obamamcare doesn't cover the costs.

Sir, may I see your license.

I donno. Can I shoot yer gun?


Then, no. Quid Pro Quo, Clarice.

Sir. I am taking you in.

But I told you I was married! To a woman. Not that I'm not flattered.

Stay here, sir. I need to turn off the dash camera.

Man, I wish I had a nickel every time you cops say that. Now, I gotta warn you, Officer Townsend bruised the left kidney pretty badly last week and Officer Shaggs, the K-9 guy not the hairy motorcycle cop, chewed my ankle pretty thoroughly but the rest is open territory.
2013-02-26 10:03:12 AM  
2 votes:
Let me know when I can get a vodka in a series of light flashes.
2013-02-26 11:20:26 AM  
1 vote:

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Does it come in apple?
2013-02-26 10:23:29 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: If it's cheaper than drugs, and legal, it sounds like a good deal.

Alcohol am drugs
2013-02-26 09:36:30 AM  
1 vote:
drunk, not drank.

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