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2013-02-26 10:00:20 AM  
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2013-02-26 11:45:50 AM  
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2013-02-26 11:26:30 AM  
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2013-02-26 10:16:16 AM  
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WTF I've never heard Me So Horny played at a strip club, ever.
2013-02-26 03:16:41 PM  
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KatjaMouse: CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 541x393]

Didn't it turn out that the girl's mother actually shoveled driveways for charity money?

I seem to remember it being that she worked at Home Depot and that was the last snow shovel...

Or something.
2013-02-26 02:39:18 PM  
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Who the fark goes to a strip club and listens to the music?
2013-02-26 01:11:31 PM  
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likefunbutnot: My real-life social circle includes a bunch of strippers.  I've never in my entire life heard six of those songs though I think the Nine Inch Nails song is on approximately hourly rotation.

Since I usually see my friends right as the place is opening, what I like to do is find the most weird and inappropriate things for girls to dance to. One recent example: "The Terrible Secret of Space."

I do not go to strip clubs, but if I were so inclined to do the same, I think I'd go with The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald.
2013-02-26 12:04:01 PM  
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Happy Hours: NashMcNash: As a former strip club DJ, I can confirm that this list is accurate.  The only difference is, I used to play the Rob Zombie version of Brick House, instead of the Commodores.

As a former strip club patron, I can also confirm this list.- and some of the others people have mentioned in this thread.

My favorite strip club song has to be November Rain, but that's only because I really dug the chick who gave me a lap dance to it.

And yeah - we left the club together. Was friends for a few years. I wish I had kept up with her. She was hotter than your average stripper.

/hooray for titty bars
//sort of wish there was one in my town
///Hunt Club does not count. You suck Hunt Club.

List is pretty accurate, although the rap songs aren't quite as accurate. I also hear a lot of Rage Against the Machine (various songs), Marilyn Manson's cover of Tainted Love, and of all things AWOL Nation's Sail.
2013-02-26 11:38:20 AM  
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Strip clubs with DJs? Then what will the ladies do with all the quarters you give them?

By the way, off the top of my head I recall hearing "Hot Blooded" and "Ring My Bell." And some slow ballads for the juicy bits but by then I'd gone temporarily deaf, like the puppy does when she finds fresh cat shiat.
2013-02-26 11:36:13 AM  
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As a former strip club DJ, I can confirm that this list is accurate.  The only difference is, I used to play the Rob Zombie version of Brick House, instead of the Commodores.
2013-02-26 11:34:30 AM  
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2013-02-26 11:31:46 AM  
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mitchcumstein1: I've never heard most of those songs in a strip joint.

This. I've been going to the same strip club for years. I've heard Cherry Pie and Closer countless times. Of the rest, maybe Brickhouse once or twice when some thick chick gets on stage. Eventually a song gets to played out for even the strip club to use.

Favorite strip club song? Prince: Darling Nikki
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