DLinds: Ladies, Ladies, just because Missippi is full of pig farkers doesn't mean that everyone is tempted.
Jument: UtileDysfunktion: Mugato:WTF is a "fax machine"?/might have seen that device in Back to the Future 2At work, I still get asked by some vendors to "fax" them some info.My usual response is: "You're kidding, right?"I just had to "fax" a bunch of forms to switch insurance companies (not to Geico). What I ended up doing was printing the PDFs that the agent emailed to me, signing the forms, scanning them with my smartphone and emailing him the resulting PDF. It's really quite amazing that here in 2013 we still have entire industries that are based on images of handwriting on paper.
IWood: God help them if they ever see the first episode of Dark Mirror.
gshepnyc: airsupport: ONE MILLION MEDDLESOME, UNFULFILLED SCOLDS, HARPIES AND SHREWS WHO REGRET THE LIFE CHOICES THAT LED THEM TO A FAT ASS, A MINI VAN WITH CHEERIOS IN THE CARPET AND A DISINTERESTED HUSBAND WHO PREFERS THE FALSE AFFECTION OF STRIPPERS TO HIS WIFE'S SAGGY BREASTS AND FURTIVE, HAM-FISTED LOVEMAKING ATTEMPTS BETWEEN DIAPER CHANGESI swear to God, I would blow you right now for that.
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