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2013-02-26 10:16:00 AM  
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2013-02-26 10:31:57 AM  
Awesome. Now I can blame my killing spree on the possessed hoodie I was wearing.
2013-02-26 10:42:16 AM  
I'm going to start calling all of the major Goodwill stores, and ask them why they sell clothes with demons in them.

And why they would want to sell me evil clothing to put on my children.
2013-02-26 11:01:10 AM  
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2013-02-26 11:25:48 AM  
Bed bugs and lice. That's the worse you're going to find most days.
2013-02-26 11:33:16 AM  
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What a couple of sweater demons might look like.

2013-02-26 11:46:59 AM  
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2013-02-26 12:06:07 PM  
I like how hard core Christians come across like what you'd expect devil worshipers to be like. Demon possessed clothing and all that, casting spells....
2013-02-26 12:30:35 PM  
If they don't come with demons, why the blessed hell am I shopping there?

*tosses worthless, non-demon possessed clothing in trash*
2013-02-26 12:31:18 PM  
Nah, religion is not crazy at all.
2013-02-26 12:37:14 PM  
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2013-02-26 12:38:50 PM  

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What a couple of sweater demons might look like.

Wow. Where does the line to get possessed start?
2013-02-26 12:49:54 PM  
can't understand why thinking people are turning away from Christianity in droves.
2013-02-26 12:59:11 PM  
WOW, that is some weapons grade derp right there.
2013-02-26 01:04:20 PM  
Religion poisons everything... including inanimate objects it would seem.
2013-02-26 01:13:27 PM  

MaxxLarge: basemetal: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 399x600]

What a couple of sweater demons might look like.

Wow. Where does the line to get possessed start?

Save me a spot, will you? I'll be in my bunk for a few minutes.

2013-02-26 01:18:44 PM  
Well, I have to say that he is 100% correct.

It really is not going to hurt anything by praying over clothes you bring into your house to remove demonic spirits from them.

It would hurt to dance around them to make sure you removed the invisible unicorn dandruff either.
2013-02-26 01:27:58 PM  

wingnut396: Well, I have to say that he is 100% correct shortsighted.

It really is not going to hurt anything by praying making offerings over clothes you bring into your house to remove influence any demonic spirits from them to work for you.

It would not hurt to dance around them naked to make sure you removed caught the invisible unicorn and gave it a good scrubbing with dandruff shampoo either.

Now it's something I can almost relate to.
//I was unaware unicorns had dandruff, so that part threw me
2013-02-26 01:51:03 PM  
Somewhere down below my bed, there are a few old socks that are the product of sin and are, most likely, pretty evil by now.
2013-02-26 01:52:00 PM  
Sweater demons

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2013-02-26 03:19:21 PM  
"In America you have a right to be stupid - if you want to be..." - John Kerry

Pretty much sums this clip up, donchathink??
2013-02-26 03:24:30 PM  
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That was a GIRL SCOUT before she put on the Devil's Goodwill attire.
2013-02-26 04:09:01 PM  
You will stand among the spears when you meet; life will be
lovely and terrible again, great and in earnest;
You will know hardship, hunger and violence: these are not the
evils: what power can save you from the real evils

Of barbarism? What poet will be born to tell you to hate cruelty
and filth? What prophet will warn you
When the witch-doctors begin dancing, or if any man says 'I
am a priest,' to kill them with spears?

Robinson Jeffers
2013-02-26 04:33:58 PM  
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"Can demons really attach themselves to material items?"

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"I heard a story where a witch tore a button off a young lady's coat and used it to place a curse on her. For three days, the girl was tormented by demons and nightmares. She finally found someone to seal the cursed button in an envelope, but she had to give the envelope to another person in order to pass the curse on. So she digs up the body of the woman that cursed her (who died the night after cursing her) and jams the envelope into her mouth. The next day, it turns out her boyfriend had mixed up the envelopes, so she was still cursed and ended up getting sucked into the ground by demons."

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"That's just the plot for the movie Drag Me to Hell. And you just spoiled the ending. You dick."

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"LOL classic Pat Roberston."

2013-02-26 04:53:11 PM  
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2013-02-26 07:21:43 PM  
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He approves.
2013-02-26 08:46:24 PM  
Very nice, Deltapunch.
2013-02-26 09:09:14 PM  
Always love it when a Christian recounts a good witch story. It really adds credibility to point they are making.
2013-02-27 12:55:25 AM  
We are all much stupider for having watched that.
2013-02-27 01:14:49 AM  

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We sell your grand dad's clothes, we won't possess you much.
You'll look incredible.
2013-02-27 03:50:28 AM  
Coats maybe not, but powerful spirits have been known to lurk in used underwear.

* leans close *

Powerful spirits.
2013-02-27 01:35:00 PM  
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And people send this clown millions of dollars a year.
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