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2013-02-25 02:14:05 PM  
2 votes:
If you don't want to be there, don't go or pull a Dishwasher Pete and have a friend go instead of you but don't act like Henry Rollins and cross your arms and roll your eyes because everyone is jerking everyone else off.
2013-02-25 01:57:13 PM  
1 vote:

roc6783: The Muthaship: I can't get it out the window.

There's a pill you can take for that.

2013-02-25 12:00:10 PM  
1 vote:

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: RTX: jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour


36.964 meters.  So there.

Because it's on now.
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2013-02-25 11:53:14 AM  
1 vote:
Seriously.  The entire ceremony is nothing more than a  bunch of overpaid Hollywood egotists patting their selves on the back for their "plays well with others" grades. Something that only appears on the sidebar of normal people's report cards, and that we cease paying any attention to some time shortly after Kindergarten. And they want to pretend to be mature enough to expect no horseplay or running?

2013-02-25 11:41:51 AM  
1 vote:

Day_Old_Dutchie: All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And take your money


Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head. No, seriously. I love this damn song! And M.I.A. is VERY hitable!
2013-02-25 11:01:37 AM  
1 vote:
Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

2013-02-25 10:53:44 AM  
1 vote:
At $47,802, Oscar swag bags cheapest in 5 years

A gold statue is nice, but Hollywood A-listers nominated for Oscars will get a consolation prize even if they don't win: a $47,802 goodie bag.

That's about the same as the MSRP for an entry-level Mercedes Benz M class (and it's within shouting distance of America's 2011 median household income of $50,054). Still, it's the least-expensive this gift bag has been in five years; in 2010, Oscar swag topped $90,000.

1% world problems?
2013-02-25 10:34:14 AM  
1 vote:
If the entire audience had been armed with paper planes, this woman would not have been a threat.
2013-02-25 10:33:51 AM  
1 vote:

Combustion: Frankenstorm: Diogenes: PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things.  Seriously. SERIOUSLY!

Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were.  This is going on his permanent record.

Why do you assume it's a he? You think women can't make a flying machine out of paper?

Complex engineering? From a dame????

The planes didn't fly according to TFA, so anything is possible.
2013-02-25 10:23:44 AM  
1 vote:
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