Jame5G: In related news Robert Downey Jr. obtained the prototype model, built a spacecraft out of it and gave it long-range flight capabilities.
jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hourhttp://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/
LazarusLong42: Jame5G: In related news Robert Downey Jr. obtained the prototype model, built a spacecraft out of it and gave it long-range flight capabilities.From spare parts?
Frankenstorm: Diogenes: PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things. Seriously. SERIOUSLY!Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were. This is going on his permanent record.Why do you assume it's a he? You think women can't make a flying machine out of paper?
genner: Did he work for Disney?[latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com image 600x435]
Grandemadaca: genner: Did he work for Disney?[latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com image 600x435]Um... yes./notsureifserious.jpg
Mayhem of the Black Underclass: RTX: jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hourhttp://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/36.964 meters. So there.Because it's on now.[i280.photobucket.com image 750x457]
boinkingbill: The Oscars are about as boring as watching a monkey in the zoo eating its own crap. Every speech is the same. For once I'd like to see an award winner just say it like it really is:"Thanks for nothing. If it weren't for me you losers wouldn't even have jobs. Oh. and in conclusion, all you layabout shytes that I waste my money on, don't bother coming to work tomorrow, your all fired. You can pick up your pay checks out of the dumpster in the alley".
The Muthaship: I can't get it out the window.
roc6783: The Muthaship: I can't get it out the window.There's a pill you can take for that.
The Muthaship: roc6783: The Muthaship: I can't get it out the window.There's a pill you can take for that.Defenestratia?
neversubmit: At $47,802, Oscar swag bags cheapest in 5 yearsA gold statue is nice, but Hollywood A-listers nominated for Oscars will get a consolation prize even if they don't win: a $47,802 goodie bag.That's about the same as the MSRP for an entry-level Mercedes Benz M class (and it's within shouting distance of America's 2011 median household income of $50,054). Still, it's the least-expensive this gift bag has been in five years; in 2010, Oscar swag topped $90,000.1% world problems?
Weenie_Boy: [i283.photobucket.com image 512x272][i283.photobucket.com image 512x272]
nmsarazi: A nominee for a short film about a man making and throwing paper airplanes.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img689.imageshack.us image 771x453]stupid flash game is stupid....
The Muthaship: Grandemadaca: genner: Did he work for Disney?[latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com image 600x435]Um... yes./notsureifserious.jpgHa! I thought the same thing.....
mafiageek1980: Oh c'mon, she was just having fun!Stuffy 'ol Oscars! You can let Seth Mcfarlane be the Host (he was actually pretty good, IMHO), but ooooh noooes if you throw a damn paper airplane!
genner: As serious as a person who didn't read the article or watch the oscars can be.
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