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(Courier Mail)   Veterinarian prepares to cross the Antarctic with only his feet and a giant pair of fiberglass breasts. He expects the weather to get quite nipply   ( couriermail.com.au) divider line
    More: Interesting, Antarctica, jane, Dr. Wilson, Arctic Circle in Canada  
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14275 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2013 at 10:26 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-25 10:00:18 AM  
3 votes:
Whether or not he does it successfully, he still won't get her to love him back the way he wants to make love to her.  Dude, give up and find a different friend that isn't so hard to please.

Three boobs went into the Antarctic wilderness, how many will come out?
2013-02-25 11:09:26 AM  
1 vote:

Luminaro: Doesn't "Antarctic" signify southern pole while "arctic" signifies northern? Maybe not, but if so I have no actual idea where this guy is headed.

FTA: Gold Coast veterinarian Geoff Wilson has just jetted off for the Arctic Circle in Canada to prepare for a gruelling record attempt at crossing the Antarctic with only his feet and a giant pair of fibreglass breasts. - i.e. he's going to the Arctic now, to train for his Antarctic trip in November.

/reading is like, hard and stuff
2013-02-25 10:54:36 AM  
1 vote:

strangeluck: Boob sled?

Why doesn't this story have the HERO tag?!

200 years from now, the Discovery Channel will run a special...first Shackelton...then Boob Sled.  It will be based on the 200 year anniversary archeology dig finding this guy and a 1995 playboy and some hand lotion with his boob sled.
2013-02-25 10:39:23 AM  
1 vote:

GORDON: I prefer real boobs.  Unimpressed.

I hear DC is full of them.
2013-02-25 10:39:22 AM  
1 vote:
I wish him all the breast.
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