DROxINxTHExWIND: Worst part, I don't think he can see the boobs from inside the sled so he can't even fap to it during those lonely nights at sea.
GORDON: I prefer real boobs. Unimpressed.
tenpoundsofcheese: Since he doesn't eat meat it will be hard to get enough protein for the trip
strangeluck: Boob sled?Why doesn't this story have the HERO tag?!
SpdrJay: Well, that pink sled will make it easier for the air rescue to spot his frozen corpse...
Luminaro: Doesn't "Antarctic" signify southern pole while "arctic" signifies northern? Maybe not, but if so I have no actual idea where this guy is headed.
puckrock2000: Luminaro: Doesn't "Antarctic" signify southern pole while "arctic" signifies northern? Maybe not, but if so I have no actual idea where this guy is headed.FTA: Gold Coast veterinarian Geoff Wilson has just jetted off for the Arctic Circle in Canada to prepare for a gruelling record attempt at crossing the Antarctic with only his feet and a giant pair of fibreglass breasts. - i.e. he's going to the Arctic now, to train for his Antarctic trip in November./reading is like, hard and stuff
lack of warmth: He'll be lost, and in 100 or so years, they will find the top of that sled and wonder how boobs got there. Their first guess will be aliens.
noitsnot: SO TIRED of all the creepy fawning over breast cancer charities. Lung cancer kills more women and colon cancer kills more women. Where's the guy with the colon-sled crossing the Antarctic? Oh right - people just like taling about boobs."My charity is raising awareness" == "I'm pocketing all the money"
sprag: Not impressed:
THX 1138: FTFA:He will only be able to carry enough supplies for 80 days and will rely on radio contact with Russian and American research stations in case anything goes wrong.Kind of a bizarre choice of lifelines, considering those two countries are located at the opposite pole from where the headline says this guy is going to be taking his expedition.
MikeBoomshadow: sprag: Not impressed:I was rather expecting this approach to his outfitting
brantgoose: Why Mbooda? Was Mbooty taken? Is Mbooda a Buddhist? Inquiring minds want to know.
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