ExperianScaresCthulhu: why does crime have to be violent to count as a crime?
ExperianScaresCthulhu: except in this case. there's truth.
untaken_name: Deoan: I would bet that a larger percentage of criminals went to public school than played online video games. Maybe we should ban public schools. On a related note, they probably paid sales tax. That should be banned, too. Just in case.They also enjoy the dangerous drink dihydrogen monoxide.
Slam Dunkz: namatad: and are you telling me that all the hawt girls that I chat with in WOW are probably not actually girls??They are G.I.R.L.sGuys In Real Life
namatad: and are you telling me that all the hawt girls that I chat with in WOW are probably not actually girls??
ExperianScaresCthulhu: You know how folks who steal software and software registration codes online would never in a million years think of themselves as criminal?
Tat'dGreaser: Yea that 13 year old who is the highest level you can be on Battlefield 3 because he has nothing else to do and is yelling the n-word at me is a criminal mastermind.
DrGunsforHands: Bet they never believe who your father is.
Pointy Tail of Satan: It's true though. I play Fallout 3 all the time, and I can't tell you how many real life feral ghouls and super mutants I've killed now. It's so bad, my picture is on the cover of the new DSM-V!
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